I've loved both pieing and gunging for as long as I can remember. If you're the type of girl who likes to dress in leather and dominate your man, then I'm probably the one for you. I love being handcuffed, leashed and otherwise dominated I am a switch, however, so if you like submitting to your man as well, then let your imagination fill in the blanks. Also enjoy practical jokes, pranks, public humiliations, tickling, and other things. Extra bonus points if you're busty and not obese (a little extra cushion's okay.)
While I'm sure it'd never happen in real life, my ultimate fantasy is to be stripped down, get pied in all the good places, gunged with pudding, feathered, then for the girl to say "Cheese!" as she holds up an instant camera and puts the photo in a frame.
Message me if you'd like to know more. Girls only, please. While a man myself, and while I understand that the guy/girl ratio is probably 7 men to 1 woman (or maybe even 95 men to 1 woman) I'm not going to involve myself in wam fantasies with other men.
One other thing...if you're not old enough to drink legally, then I'm not interested. Some guys might get off with teens, but I'm not one of them.