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Location:
Detroit, MI
Gender:
Male
Here Since:
5/03/98
Last On:
8/22/11

My Likes:
bondage, business suits, chocolate, clothes filling, food, formal wear, leather / latex, messy sex / xxx, nudity, pies, pudding/custard, role play, shaving cream, skirts / dresses, slime, uniforms, wedgies, wet sex, and wrestling
About Me:
Longtime troll of the UMD, I pop in every once in awhile. I know the old folks, I scoff at most (hence the mock). Be true, and I won't have to drop an aluminum Louisville upside yer cranium. My wife and I mess sporadically (as our clowning alter egos Miffy and Blitz), but we'd love to meet and talk with others in the midwest who share our love of slapstick and mess.




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