My interests include TV style green slime, old messy kids shows like You cant do that on tv, and big shaving cream pies. Oh and that isn't my real birthday. I'm somewhere between 18 and 80 years old. Roughly. Why isn't there a none of your damn business option for age too?

Oh and while that picture isn't me, at one time or another I've worn my hair in that style and occasionally color. Possibly more than once.