hello, my name is max and this is a little ditty about us:

roly is my lady fair
we live beside the sea
we spend our days
concocting ways
to get even more messy.
ive been a wammer all my life
with pies and goo and slime
happier now ive got a wife
to share my odd pastime!!!

XXX from Max and Roly.

(Come and have a chat)