Im a lifelong tranny and I love to glam up to the 9s just to indulge my messy fetish
I do it purely for sexual sploshing pleasure - dont want to be anything but a fella who likes to dress up and be a messy perv in a party dress - and heels, makeup, and undies and.... yada yada yada

Back in the day I lived in London and was one of the early members of the now defunct TV/TS Group in Shoreditch - did all my going out dressed and scaring the horses back then when I was young and pretty

Dressing up is a private thing for me now as I really have been there, seen it, done and wore the t-shirt - well skirts and heels actually if you want to be pedantic

I love getting very very messy with custard pies, raw eggs, slimy foods etc humiliatingly slapped in my face, bum and cleavage......mmmmmm.
More than custard spurts about too! - There are a few pics of me messy on my flickr page - let me know if you fancy getting together to make some more

Looking for like minded friends to join in - especially if you enjoy my kinky side (read on McDuff)

I have a big thing (oooer Missus titter ye not!) for opaque tights, tight lycra and opera gloves - most of my looks have to be topped off with these - told you I was a perv already - also being noosed/strangled, pantyhose encasement, hard humiliation and for Little play - if only i could find a babysitter to give me my formula and spoon feed me while I'm being tied up and hung


Strangely, kinky stuff doesn't do much for the fella in me but when I'm dressed up - OMFG !

Now for the more normal stuff about me:

I am in my late 50s but look younger - must be the oil of ulay - or was it the Duckhams 20/50? - whichever, when Kati emerges from the wardrobe she looks even younger - god knows how but it seems to work

The fella in me enjoys museums, airshows, sailing, motor racing, cooking - (about 100 years ago I apprenticing as a chimney sweeps boy, that didnt work out cos the brush was too spikey and I have terribly sensitive skin) so I swapped to being a chief cook and bottle washer

Seriously, yeah I love to cook, read crime novels, (Jeffrey Deaver especially) dont watch much tv but love documentaries, plus The Sopranos, Rome, The Killing (original Danish version - not the remade US drivel). I also am an expert tea drinker

Oh yeah, blue eyes, grey/brown hair and a huge co.... - ah well you can always fantasise

I like to get to know someone before getting in their knickers so lets have a chat first to see if we get on

Anyways, gotta go now cos the kettle has boiled!

Kati xx