I am an otherwise normal heterosexual man who enjoys pie fights (or other messy play) with members of the opposite sex. I've been a lurker here since the UMD began, but not an active forum poster until recently (see below).

Since getting divorced a couple of years ago, I've happily returned to active WAM status as opposed to being one of those envious guys whose wife just doesn't get it. I've had more, and better, WAM encounters in the last two years than I'd ever have expected, but there's something missing.

Years before I got married, I had a female friend who was also into WAM. We'd been friends for years, and discovered our common interest/fetish during one of those late night, slightly inebriated conversations that single people sometimes have. (It seems hilarious now, but there was no UMD in those days, so I think we honestly thought we were the only people in the world with this kink.) We decided to give it a try, bought some pies and whip cream and chocolate syrup, etc., and had a blast. We had a series of increasingly spectacular WAM sessions for a year or two after that, somehow without ever crossing the line into a sexual/dating/relationship thing. Eventually we both met other people and drifted apart. That's when I realized how lucky I'd been, and what I'd given up.

I'd really like to find someone like that again today -- a woman who shares some of my own conventional interests (music, books, the arts, TV, outdoorsy stuff, technology, cars), but who's also up for a big WAM session once a month or so. I'm a sane, rational, professional guy with a good sense of humor, and at this point in my life I'd rather spend my time with people I like, doing things I enjoy, than breathlessly pursuing a relationship because that's what society expects me to do.

So... if you're female, over 25 but not yet eligible for AARP membership, live within 90 minutes of Chicago and can see the benefits of having a "WAM buddy" who's up for mega-mess but isn't looking to get into your pants, send me a PM. Cheers.