Hmm - what can I say? I'm male, and have been into WAM from around 2 or 3 years BS (Before Splosh!). I guess that makes me an old-hand, so if anyone else has any old hands they would like to WAM with.... An engineer by trade, but with linguistic abilities that match my imagination (trots out the old 'cunning linguist' joke) I can knock-up (ooh-err, madam) WAM sketches with the best of them, and to order, if required. Oh - and as I happen to have a semi-pro DV camera, I can record things for posterity too. So, if anyone out there has a WAM fantasy they'd like putting into words, for possible reenactment (or, even better, possible reenactment involving me!), please get in touch - don't be shy (I'm not!) - I'm completely unshockable (although the Germans are currently doing their level best to disprove this), and can talk about anything.