I'm a man who loves to be pied and gunged.
What I like to get: To be pied and gunged with anything gooey (mud, clay, batter, molasses, cream, eggs...). I love pies, and will take as many pies as offered.
Who I like to get it from: Men (straight, gay, especially tv's). My secret fantasy is to be completely covered in gunge and pies by a speedo-clad bodybuilder with huge muscles and a dark tan.
I've been pied many times, and am always willing to take more. If there are any guys here who would like to plaster me, please message me.