DrZoidberg said: Well, *I* hate mud, because you can't eat. Although it DOES look good on women.
One of the reasons I LOVE mud is because I can't eat it. And getting in and out of mud that's really deep keeps me in great shape. Not only does mud put me in Nirvana, but on the journey to the big payoff...it's good-bye, calories!
because mud is CHEAP compared to pies. It's second only to wetlook!
Well...uh...you're right. I don't pay anything at all for mud itself.
If you want mud more than a foot or two deep, though, you can end up with a lot spent on finding it. I've got hundreds of exploring hours into finding my local peat bogs and that claypit in my avatar? It's beautiful. It's bottomless. It's smooth and silky and heavenly.
And nobody charged me a dime to enter the pit itself. Before I got on the plane, though, I tell ya...that nasty Northwest Airlines, they wanted an arm and a leg!
Grocery stores are in every town, though, and many are open 24 hours. They all sell pie.
Nessie