Eggs (gross)
Spaghetti / pasta (ugly)
Shaving Cream always strikes me as dissapointing. I don't see that the shock, the playfulness and the naughtiness that I like about WAM with shaving cream. I guess it's because there's nothing special about putting a product in someone's face that is actually designed is to be applied to the face. Pretty ho hum.
In addition to pasta , any savory food strikes me as nasty and abusive to use on a pretty girl. I like willing playfulness not humiliation.
I love the beautiful models that Messy Asian Models hires, but the multicolor slime that they use doesn't do a thing for me; it's so artificial looking.
I agree that translucent slime is boring, but white (fake cum) slime is one of my favorite things in the "history" of WAM.
Oh! I almost forgt! I hate ugly, ill fitting cheap-looking clothes. When a model is wearing something that looks like it came from the Salvation Army Store circa 1987 it just ruins it for me.
Even though there are lessons to be learned, we will not learn them here.