My company have been asked to make stocks for a village fete where the 'victim' will have wet sponges thrown at them. My heart nearly jumped out my chest and my mind started racing at all the possibilities. I work in the office with two females or similar age to myself and we all get on great and love a good laugh. The question is...how can I get myself locked in the completed stocks and have the girls custard pie me without actually asking to be pied? And...should I risk this in case they notice any 'enjoyment'? Your help is very much appreciated.
I avoid WAM in my work place. I've been asked several times and each time said no. On the other hand I would not enjoy being aroused at work. If you would enjoy it then my advice is to wear baggy clothes that will hide a hard on and just ask who's volunteered to go in the stocks. Changing it from sponges to pies though almost impossible.
Cheers for the responses so far. I wasn't hoping to be put in the stocks at the fete, it was more a on-off in the office after they had been built...'we'll need to try these out' kind of thing, 'what could we use??' It has crossed my mind to say something like, 'I'll need to bring in an old t-shirt as no doubt you'll both want to lock me in the stocks and shove something in my face'. Need to see how it pans out once they are built.