I need help quickly guys! My parents went away for the weekend so last night I had my first proper messy session, beans in the bath ect...
Now the plug hole is blocked and I they're on their way home! If they have to get a plumber out they're going to find beans are blocking the bathroom pipes.
I'm not a plumber, but beans don't go down the plug, they go down the loo (or in a bin bag in the bin). Short of emptying the pipe yourself I don't think there's much you can do.
Will "I puked up a load of beans in the bathtub last night" work as an excuse?:splat:
not sure where you are but here in the UK we have a strong solution of drain unfucker that you just open and pour and it takes 15 mins to zap carb based blockages - can you run out and get some? DIY stores, supermarkets... should have something similar . The one here is literally called 15 min drain unblocker or something
ah just seen you are in the UK. cool - get yourself to a supermarket and stock up on this or the mr muscle version (but the domestos one is faster i think)
Candy Custard said: ah just seen you are in the UK. cool - get yourself to a supermarket and stock up on this or the mr muscle version (but the domestos one is faster i think)
just noticed it says 2 hours for carbs but I've used it before and I'm sure it was sorted within 30 mins
"For standing water - simply pour entire contents of bottle into standing water and leave product to work. Water will drain away once pipe is unblocked. For slow running water - pour entire contents of bottle down plughole. All bathroom blockages (hair, soapscum etc) - leave to work for 10-15 minutes Kitchen blockages of grease/protein (meat, fish etc) - leave to work for 15-30 minutes Kitchen blockages of carbohydrates/vegetables (pasta, cereal etc) - leave to work for up to 2 hours Rinse thoroughly with hot water"
pie-face said: I need help quickly guys! My parents went away for the weekend so last night I had my first proper messy session, beans in the bath ect...
Don't worry about it. Your parents are probably more worried about you finding out what THEY were out doing.
The drain unblocker did work, however the outside pipe which leads to the outside drain was propped up against the side so the solids weren't getting through. The "I threw up in the shower" excuse worked perfectly and now everything is back to how it should be
Amusing story......ahh...the perils of engaging in covert wam activities.
Reminds me of the amusing story about one of our most popular wam models, who had a new boyfriend who did not approve of her adult modelling work or wam stuff, so whenever she worked for us on wam video shoots she would lie and tell her boyfriend that she was meeting her girlfriend and going to the shopping mall for several hours.
This excuse carried on for several months and several shoots we did with this model, until one day she was in a bit of a hurry and did not thoroughly wash herself after some cream pie dildo scenes we had filmed.....and then she went home and later that night she was having sex with her boyfriend and he ended up finding cream pie in places where the sun don't shine.
I would love to know how she explained that one.....and how she went shopping and ended up with cream pie inside her. She later dumped that boyfriend anyway.
Also in the 1990's when Lenny and I were making shoots at our house, we had shot a pie scene outside the front of the house and next to our mail box, and somehow some great dollops of cream pie ended up inside my mailbox.....and I was very busy and forgot to clean it ip....and later when the mailman delivered our mail he was wondering how the heck my mailbox was covered in cream pies.
Never had problems with a blocked drain in the bath...but several years running we had to call a plumber to unblock our toilets...cos the girls would try to flush everything down the toilet and block it up....we had entire toilet rolls jammed down our toilet cos the girls would come back to my house after a night on the town and when they were drunk...they would try to flush all kinds of stuff down the loo and block it up.
Such are the pitfalls of doing wam activities. I still have not forgiven Lenny for dumping the remnants of 200 used pies into the pond on the front of my property in 1996....and the next day I had 200+ dead fish floating on the surface of my pond....cos the pie mix attracted the fish and suffocated them when they tried to eat it.
I seem to remember hearing about a WAM producer, one of the original UK photographers, who often used to take his models to a place called Landshipping,near to his home town, where the mud is glutinous and plentiful. Something went wrong one day and the girls were unable to shower afterwards, so it appears that the girls were to be seen walking in an extremely muddy state through the streets of Tenby back to his house. No names mentioned of course, because it may not be true. However if it is...
Yeah....I know that story is true, and there is more to it cos Roger of Aquantics videos told me about this.....and the more to it is that while they were searching for a good spot in a field to do some mud shoots....they found a great spot in the field but once they were all "in it" the crew and girls realized that the stench was awful and what they were rolling about in was not pure mud....and was in fact one huge cow pat dung area of the field....ha ha
And the girls were not amused by being covered in cow dung and with no nearby streams to wash it off.