For years I've been getting waitresses to pie me. I have another idea, I just don't know if it would work (or if I have the balls to test it out).

Many fast food joints stay open until 10 even though after 9 they then to get no customers, especially Mon-Wed.

I want to call one up on that night, tell them that in order to win an internet bet, I need someone to slime me. Shake mix, can o' catsup, whatever they are willing to use.

They need to take pics of them getting me messy.

Could this possibly work? Any key words & phrases that might encourage success?