Let me tell you my Neil story.
Austin,Tx summer of '02.
I was browsing thru the grocery aisle at a Walmart on an uneventful Sunday afternoon, when I was attacked by a gang of HIV positive bikers. I managed to blind one of them with the brine from an open jar of pickles that happened to be there,almost for the sake of the story. But I was soon overpowered.
The gang pulled my pants down and was about to wreak unimaginable terror on my tender young asshole.
And then....there he stood. Tall and terrible.Neil Edwards. He leapt up like a jungle animal, and took out the entire gang with an upside down spinning roundkick. Sensing it was safe, I made sure to kick each member of the group after they died.
And then we jumped up in the air and high-fived as the credits began to roll.
I really like this jacket but the sleeves are much too long......