In October they are going to wrestle in oatmeal on AOTS. Don't expect the best clip ever but still cool.

Fair warning: It's going to suck, and there's absolutely no reason to get anyone's hopes up.

So what are the chances of this being a good scene?

"not good"

You mean, not good like, one out of a hundred?

"I'd say, more like one out of a million."

So you're telling me there's a chance... YEAH!!!

I'll be OK with this even if the oatmeal is dry.
Of course, I'm secretly hoping they're not talking about wrestling with "THE oatmeal," i.e. the guy who draws/writes the most awesome web comic ever...

With THIS
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple
being possibly his/the greatest most hilarious comic strip ever, right?

Who are these people and what the fuck is "AOTS"?

It's the same AOTS that had Olivia Munn jump into a pool full of chocolate pudding.
www.g4tv.com/aots

Candace Bailey is Olivia Munn's replacement (since she's moved on to MUCH more successful TV ventures, natch) and is much more attractive. Sara Underwood is the 2007 Playboy Playmate of the year and a segment host on AOTS.
It doesn't take a fan of the show, however, to Google such things, since all but one of the results for AOTS is directly related to the show, and since all but one of the results for Candace Bailey are about her, and since all but one of the results for Sara Underwood are about her (notice a trend here?)

Ohhhhhh, so these hags are going to replace Olivia Munn as the most-hated women on the UMD after they screw up their wam scene. That's all you had to say!

Heh. Yeah, pretty much. I wonder if the producers will have them dress up in sexy French maid outfits again...

I could never hate Candace - she's already earned her WAM cred, and she's absurdly cute.

I must have missed the episode where she earned her WAM cred... the only time I can remember anything is from her birthday episode where she was convinced Kevin was going to put the cake in her face, and then didn't.

What , you think AOTS is her first rodeo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4dbftclfLc

This is just what I have in clips - she showed up on STL a couple of times as well - she did not leave clean (and was a much better sport about it than a certain blonde).

OK, so what the fuck is STL (and don't tell me that Googling is the solution to every obscure acronym or Z-list celebrity; I'm asking for context aforehand!)

Okay now you're just trolling.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slime_Time_Live

No, I honestly thought she was getting gunged on the tarmac in St. Louis.

I will predict what happens. They will go to wrestle in dry oatmeal, and that dude kevin gets pied.

Shame on any wam fan here who doesn't know Candace Bailey. She got messy several times on U-Pick Live. Here's a clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LfIvx6ZnaA&feature=related

Also, shame on anyone who doesn't know of AOTS - it's awesome, or at least it used to be before Olivia Munn left. Candace pretty much ruined the show - she's cute and a capable hostess, but she's not funny or clever in the way the show requires.

It's particularly frustrating, because the other girl who could've replaced Olivia - Alison Haislip - is awesome and (in my opinion) pretty much the hottest girl in the world.

the hostility is not warranted. g4 can be hated for many thing violation of property rights in showcasing so many clips from paysites without owners permission. But these people had some respect for Candace because 9 years ago she worked at nickelodeon and received 3 slimings, covered her face in marshmellow fluff, did a scrambled egg slip and slide, and took multiple pies in the face. The clips were heavily rotated throughout clip sharing sites like wam monkey, thewambank, wamtec clip tapes, and countless youtube reposts. Pretty much if you and wambob really want to give hostile noob or cooler than thou slander, look in the mirror and stop trolling. sorry to single you guys out but the hostile vibes in your posts is the type of thing that makes me regret coming here sometimes. youtube has 2 of the slimings one is a repost of one of my wambank clips of miss bailey in the splat vat a slime dunk tank, the slime clip linked here was better anyway. I never taped her april fools day sliming when she switched jobs with Jessica Holmes for a day and was on the team that got the slime. she received a pie, multiple buckets thrown from off camera with mixed coverage and the big shaboozie with awesome coverage. Got out back to the dorm and forgot about it until the last minute watched it live but didn't have a tape to record it and they never seemed to replay that on their best of shows.

---Grant Mooney (user of the Perverted_Scumbag tag since 2006, wammonkey member Scumbag 2000-2002 prior to umd tag(tagless umd lurker until 2006 basically)

Haislip is a hottie, Candace has no on camera chemistry with Kevin(not the sparks flying kind but they seem like they don't possibly get along off camera and on camera it looks like they want the other gone) and she does flub her lines a lot but constantly motor boating sara underwood helps a little but yeah I agree, she was funnier doing voices on robot chicken than any skit on aots. sara jean and alison also both own sexy michelle phifer style catwoman costumes which would be great if they wore for a pie day pie dive. or their bikinis. still the show isn't as funny as it was with olivia but she did come across as fake to people and she pulled the fatal jenny mccarthy career blunder crude cable funny girl to failed bland sitcom starlet. being the face of an unoriginal bland sitcom can derail a career in no time even once the show is gone it's impact can last years.

Uhh, I'M trolling, Captain Reading Comprehension? Fuck you.