Sigh, well, that didn't work.
Posting it here was a calculated risk on my part. My only goal in these matters is to maximize the possibility of getting the desired result. I have a fairly high success rate of engineering these campaigns, but you can't win them all. The douchenozzles are just liabilities in my mind, and in this case, they appear to have won - though, they may well have won regardless of the posting here (it happens all the time).
Just letting these offers play out on their own often doesn't work - the girl gets 20-30 subscribers and nothing ever happens. So, take your poison - I'm utterly unburdened by any ethical handwringing over these issues, my only aim is to increase the probability of getting the desired result.
In my opinion, it would be nice if we had a trusted group of levelheaded people to work on stuff like this - but we don't, so you have to open the floodgates for the douchenozzles.