I tell ya': I've NEVER understood this weird hyper-obsession America has had with Marilyn Monroe. Yes, she was pretty, but I don't think exceptionally so
(e.g. Greta Thyssen was even prettier, in my opinion), and she was a fine actress.
I'd prefer that America have a weird hyper-obsession for Julia of Piedpinups.

Oh, wait. That came out wrong.

Dr Zoidberg