Miss Mouse is taking a Messy Sex Ed Class. It's subject is close to her heart namely “How to please a Woman” so, armed with custard, squirty cream, toffee sauce, bananas and an eye wateringly large cucumber she begins her instruction.
Settle down boys, pay attention, and make sure you take notes!
Normally I'd say that Mouse is in a real pickle, but in this instance, the reverse seems to be the case. And if that's a bit on the erudite side, how about "I wonder how many guys will be gherkin off to these photos?".
