planning my wife's first messy session
any ideas what we should do to her

Fill some balloons with custard, cake batter, sauce etc and pop them while they are suspended over her! The suspense is awesome!!!

repeatedly stick her head into several big buckets of goo (pudding, applesauce, syrup, shaving cream). then dump the contents of each bucket onto her face and head. can't go wrong!

So who is we? Do you have someone helping? It makes a huge difference in what and how you can play if so. If you have alot of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, leave it at room temp or you can warm it slightly in hot water. Either way, have your wife dress in a very tight white pants, shirt, jacket, and heels. Panties and bra are optional. Hose and garter belt are mandatory. If you're not making love within 15 minutes or less, you definitely will when you shower off!! Good times

make up nice lather of a nice smelling beauty bar like caress or camay then make up a bunch of lather from baby shampoo, then cover her with that then cover her with a mild shaving cream and I do believe that she will enjoy it especially if you gently caress her neck with it.