What about a TV Cooking show -- "Pie Boss" staring Pie Girl Kay & Melissa!
The two of you could be making pies with several mishaps, of course. While one person looks closely at a large bowl of flour, the other could lean over them for something and push their head fully in the flour.
When one complains that the other has ruined their blouse by spilling chocolate on it, the other could tear the blouse off. When the now bare-chested gal complains about her sudden nudity, the other could slowly that nudity with whipped cream. First giving them a whipped cream bra, then an entire whipped cream top.
One could also offer to brush a fly off the face of the other's face, but actually smear whipped cream on their face in the process. This would set off a tit-for-tat war in which you both hit each other with dollops of whipped cream.
One could offer to let the other have a "taste" of their chocolate sauce, accidentally squirting the other in the face with it. The other retaliates by letting the other "taste" their caramel sauce.
You could also argue over which pie filling is the best, with the two of you proving the point by filling the other person's blouse with their filling.
Of course, you would have to pause often to mention the sponsor -- "WAM Wipes -- Keep Your Kitchen Spotless At All Times With WAM Wipes".
Just a thought ....