How come there is no Massachusetts wammers?

anyone up for some pie fun in Massachusetts?

Hello I live in mass north of Boston and I love to get messy with all sorts of stuff. I am looking to meet orther messy friends..

I live just south of Boston and work in the city. Always up for getting TOTALLY messy with most anything that's sufficiently goopy.

I may be up that way in a week or so. I'll let you know if/when I find out.