Can i just say how much i admire the users of this forum for being so polite and continuing to entertain this, the opening post, i thought wow lucky guy, but its just become more and more fantasy since then, you're a man with a wam and foot fetish and an attractive woman has told you that she really wants to be gunged but she must be bare foot, ok!
But then we've gone on to her offering to reduce your rent in exchange for you gunging her, you getting to massage her feet and now you're sucking her toes and covering her feet in custard, and people are still entertaining this fantasy.
Mate you tell a brilliant story

but you've thrown realism out of the window, this is a fairytale.
Sorry have to finish this here....Cheryl Cole and Emily Atack have just walked in with a bucket of gunge and some custard pies they want me to cover them in....
