I'm feeling a little bit fed up at the minute having had to cancel two messy shoots from last weekend due to a really horrible tummy bug. I came accross this photo as I was editing the photoset of Episode 10 Part 2 and figured it screamed for a caption competition. What better way for you guys to cheer me up. The set should arrive on www.messymayhem.com in the next week or so and when it does the person who I deem to have produced the funniest caption shall have a copy of the entire high res photoset for free, so get your witty bantercaps on!

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aA-CHU! (sneeze)

Well i think she is shouting: I vote 'Gunge Wrestling for 2012 Olympics'!!!

"Damn it! Another shoot ruined by the loss of some false teeth!"

Do re mi faaaaaaa-ck that's cold!!!

midniter

"Great Tit-ain"

Oh no you are not about to pour another one of those buckets of slime on me

"Would this be a good face to pull for a caption competition?"








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I think I'll take the Union Jack-off.

I have WHAT on me?!

"One nipple showing
I've got one nipple showing"

To the tune of "Quanta Lamera"


Malc

God PLEASE SEND DOWN MORE GUNGE.

I said time me NOT slime me!!

The things I do for Queen and Country

Hey,hey,hey, it's Bill Cosby, want some Jell-o puddin'?

(Her facial expression reminded me of him when he says that... )

am I at the top of a slide!?

"Nipples and tits, nipples and tits. I'm going to show some more nipples and tits."

Land of Hope and Mammory....

Is that it? lol

"Stop teasing me with that chocolate eclair!"