Hi, I'm from Glasgow and trying to find my way as I've been living with my secret messy fetish for years since i was wee and been trying to ignore it. Having recently split from a girlfriend I had always wanted to get messy with but never had the guts to ask her, I've decided I want to embrace my kink and joining this forum is part of that.
Sorry if I'm posting in the wrong place,

Greg

Nope, this is the right place.

Welcome, Greg! You'll find all kinds of great stuff here to satisfy your particular desires. Have a look around!

Norman

Hi Greg Hope you enjoy it here


Messy hugs from Sophie x x x

 

Welcome.

Did you play for Motherwell
Only kiddin, welcome

Welcome, Greg! I think you'll find that this group is fun and friendly, 99.9235% of the time.
Seriously, it is. Enjoy yourself!

Cheers,
Mrs. Bee

 

Welcome sweetie - you're certainly amongst friends here. Embrace that fetish and have some fun - life is way too short...!! xxx

I did a statistical analysis of the last 10,000 posts on the UMD and I find the number to be 99.9238%

Keeping the UMD statistically accurate for 15+ years


SCGuy

Welcome....and I keep the UMD sarcastically accurate. SCG has the easier job.

Robby
WAMma Lamma Pie
www.wammalamapie.com

www.shepiestheguy.com

Don't worry, dude, you are in the right place. Welcome aboard.

Welcome Greg.
Good to have you on board.

Like everybody else - welcome to the madness! It's a lot of fun here and I'm sure you'll soon make yourself at home - come on in, the gunge is lovely!

 

Welcome aboard from a fellow Scot!

 

Allow myself to introduce.... myself.

Cheers guys, great to hear from you all.