on a related note I got my real life "wam crush" involved in a pie fight today. She is wearing the black top on the right.

Loved it! 9 10

 

My "wam crushes" are as followed and not in any particular order

Messy Jessie
Ariel
Messy Maddy
PGK

it just sounds like you have some animosity......misdirected hostility. you can have crushes! they are fun, looking at their pics and talking to them occasionally, they may just have a crush on you too! you just don't know it! you need to be more optimistic and i have to agree with noise, love and crush are two totally different things i hope you find your wam crush or even love who enjoys what you do!
be positive! and smile it increases your face value

 

Jilly is definitely my wam crush. Followed closely by Ariel and jayce. I love that i get to work with such beautiful ladies ;)

 

yeah and after looking at some of candy's stuff in the pvc suit today, i totally crushed!! and pattycake is HOT AS HELL!
PIE GIRL KAY is just EPIC.
miss bee is like a doll.
all these girls have their own things about them that make them special to the wam community!
maddie is adorable too

 

Agreed!

i think jilly is beautiful, but that is because she is my sister....BUT, i don't get down with my sister like SOME PEOPLE on here like to think about us in WAM TUCKY!! lol!! jilly really does have some of the best pictures i have ever seen on the umd since i have been here. her glitter set was insanely epic and her paint session was absolutely beautiful! she is extremely photogenic and loves what she does. but, i am a little bias because she is my sister......but NOT A CRUSH. just an observation

 

You can like anyone you damn well want - there is no law of reciprocation, it's absurd to state otherwise.

Just stating something doesn't make it true... and still doesn't make a crush pointless.

 

Just don't let Heather ever find out, or it will not end well, for you.

 

There are so many attractive ladies around here it is hard to pick one. If I leave out Heather Blake, who is my best friend in the whole world, I'd have to go with MessyMaddy, if I had to pick one, because we have so many things in common and she is an intelligent, caring person. She is, in my opinion, a great asset to the WAM community.

 

And she has a pretty fucking great asset, too... (and i suspect she likes it in the asset as well)

Yes, but there are lots of great assets around here. MessyMaddy is more than just a great asset, as I'm sure others are, also, but I don't know that much about most of the gals.

 

I love to take it up the asset in fact...!
You are all very kind - unless of course you are mistaking me for my alter ego messie maddie; in which case I have no idea where she takes it...!! xxx

I offer the following, in no especial order, as examples of pure womanhood; those sweet ornaments of nature in which we are privileged to delight.

Jazz (Jo) from Moominville, who is, in the mind of this poor bootless creature, the most absurdly beautiful woman who ever put pie to face.

Liz Ashley, whose eyes proclaim that resistance is not only futile but entirely unnecessary.

Messymaddy, for her flagrant disregard for wearing clothes and her fragrant regard for combining the Ancient Greek practices of comedy and buggery into a quite ecstatic species of poetry.

MessyJessie, for a pair of capital breasts and a smile that could whip the trousers off a man at a distance of no less than an Imperial mile.

Any woman, however, who is prepared to indulge in WAM is by definition the pinnacle of her kind and should be placed on a pedestal…and then flanned into oblivion.

Geez, too tough to narrow it down cause I crush on any woman who enjoys a pie in the face and getting messy but here are a few ladies who have done it for me.

MessyMaddy- definitely a personal favorite because she is a messy freak
Ariel
Persia Monir
Kym
Vicky
Charlie Atwell

my old school picks
Rachel Stevens from Splosh
Emma from Splosh
Ariel from Messy Fun

But like i said, any woman who is open minded and up for pie fun, mud fun, or just getting outright messy has a fan in me. Keep it up messy ladies and producers, u are indeed appreciated.

lol this made me giggle not many people no lol

I'd just like to say I have always had a certain fondness for myself........well someone has to!

 

I frankly am shocked no one here has brought up my name...I'm an old, fat, brokedown, woreout, sexually useless man toy...what's not to love!

^^^^^
SLUDGE IS MY CRUSH! ;)

I think you're fabulous
Useless....I wouldn't go as far as to say that. Your tongue is still functional right? ;)