OK. So a few years ago I shot Alexander and Naomi. Naomi brought her along telling me Alexander had won FHM's student of the year award. Alexander told me she had studied film and she wanted to go into TV and journalism.

I vaguely remembered her second name being Sim something.

So, I could also never remember how to spell her name, and never looked it up in the release forms. They are locked away in a location far from my current, so I can't look now... which is annoying the crap out of me.

So, I have been aware of Alexandra Sim-Wise for quite a while... see where this is going?

I'm a tech geek and a bit of a gamer, myself and my friend that play video games together always drooled a little over - a hot gamer chick also into and knowledgable about film?

That's a great combination for heterosexual geeks.



So, how the FUCK did I not put together the girl who I shot for GungeGirls and the girl on TV? Attack Of The Show in the U.S, writing for magazines and popping up on TV in Europe... known to have been a model and famous for it.


Am I going mental or is this Alexander Sim-Wise? Are Naomi and myself responsible for her being covered in goo and getting pied? Have I been a twat wondering why people have gotten all excited about these pictures for so long?


If so, I am a dumb fuck, because I only made the connection while talking to WTFdownloads about redheads.


Can someone put me out of my misery? I would like to know for sanity sake.

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Gee. I dunno. I have never heard of her before.

But an online search reveals:

http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/784/490784-alexandra-sim-wise-picture.htm

I often find modeling pictures hard to confirm identity by when I am not very familiar with the girl, since they are often retouched and the makeup and lighting can differ wildly.

But...

Note that tiny freckle on her neck to the left (from our point of view) of her Adam's Apple, near that tuft of hair that's drifting in there. It's faint but there on the picture I've found and it appears much less faintly on your model.

Also, your model's arms are freckled and pictures of Alexandra online seem to have arms freckled in about the same pattern.

Yup. Methinks that's your girl all righty.

Nessie

I don't have any idea if it means you're dumb.

But my opinion is, you're not dumb. You're just surprised.

I've often found that when people who appear to me in one context and then re-appear later in a completely different context...they often drift right by my radar too. Like, there was once this guy who worked with me for just three months and he always showed up for the job very nicely dressed, and then he left that job...and a couple months later I bumped into him wearing a ratty old undershirt and bagging his own groceries at a discount store...and he kept talking to me and saying hi like he knew me really well, and I was, like...

"Who are you?"

Nessie

I would definitely say they are the same person...

I'm a big fan of hers and that indeed looks like her. If it's not her, it's her sister, heh.

Awesome!

Don't know who Sim-Wise is and don't think I've ever heard of her before, but I'm close to agreeing with Ness, the eye color of the women in the two different sets match exactly on my screen. The one thing that is a little off is the teeth. The woman in the messy set, her teeth have pushed alittle together and have lost the "straightness" of the other woman from fan's net set. That could just be age since there seem to be about a 6 or 7 years difference between the two sets. (That one seems the be hitting her knees hard these days by the look of her scuffed shins) Other than that their body bone frame and facial bone frames are the same, which would be like a ' freaky ' miracle to match exactly like that.

Would you fill us in some more on who Sim-Wise is and why this seems to be kinda of a big deal? I'm lost on that one.

She's a bit of a cult figure for geeks - she's a hot gamer chick.

She's got quite a CV - brains as well as beauty... coming up small feature rolls in a couple of movies but is mainly known for G4TV’s “Attack of The Show” in the U.S, her own show in the UK and writing for magazines about gaming as well as writing for blogs. She came up through modeling after winning an FHM student competition... she studied film.


Yeah, suprise more than stupidity - I am so bad with names but usually really good with faces, and generally I am a super observant bastard. The fact i'm a bit of a fan

(Long story short, I got into an argument with a UK TV producer about a segment doing the usual bullshit about video games being unsuitable for children... she was on the show and opened with a very smart statement about the values of games before being cut of so some pig ignorant shitty mum that doesn't understand video games are rated like films for a reason could harp on her uninformed bullshit... they never came back to Alexandra. It was one of the poorest, irrational and most unbalanced piece of TV of it's type I have seen.)

I don't think she liked me much when we met, and it was mutual really. Maybe a bad day for both of us - from what i just read and people tell me, she is really nice.

Hi Noise - "Alexander" is definitely Alexandra Sim-Wise! I always wondered why you got her name wrong and called her "Alexander" in 95% of the posts you made about her! I assumed it was an in-joke of some kind.

And yes, that is why everyone got so excited about these sets. That and the fact that the pics are superb and she and Naomi look flaming hot. It's hilarious - and brilliant - that you never made the connection!

Oh Oh Oh I know...........!!

So this chick is the non-evil Olivia Munn, basically?

It's been that long since she did the messy set?!

You can get a lot of work done on yourself in that amount of time. She could have had her teeth fixed...or it could be PhotoShop. Noise's set looks like it's mostly unretouched, but me suspects that the set I linked to has had some work done.

I noticed that her lips appeared to have gotten fuller over time too (for most of us, they get thinner as years pass!).

That's why I tried to look for small details that nobody would think to change. They ain't gonna think to move or rub out every freckle.

Nessie

Is there any way you could make the Alexendra sets available to buy? I remember the other one you shot with her wearing a black corset, thong and stockings! Amazing years those were

Really dumb,yes. I didn't read the rest of the post. lol

Those two photosets remain my favourites to this day, still! Was there ever a video of either of them?

Oh, and here's her website: http://www.site.sim-wise.com/

I remember seeing a tiny snippet of one of the videos years ago in a compilation video, however the video wasn't as high quality as Noise's stuff is today so I'm not sure whether it was released or not, kind of looked like 'behind the scenes' sort of stuff. I do hope it's still around though, since i never got to see the mess, just the build up to it!

Can you show the link to the video or the video download? I looked for it but maybe I am just slow. I'd Love to see her pied.

Glad Noise is getting some verification here on the forum – he was getting all excited about it and I had no idea who she is!

But yes, whoever she is, she's definitely the same hot chick.

That has always been one of my favorite photosets! Alexandra is very, very cute, and as I've mentioned before, I love redheads! I also thought that Naomi was one of the hottest girls in WAM when she was at this weight. When she later showed up real thin, I didn't like her "look" as much. But I like ladies with a little meat on their bones. (And Naomi is still pretty hot!)

Besides this set and the one of Alexandra wearing the black lingerie and stockings with pink hold-ups, did she do any other sets?

Norman