If this person considers your models "low-life, uneducated, sluts w/o self-respect" then I need more women like that in my life because frankly, I don't know what gene pool you are pulling from but it shur is a purdy one! So seriously, how do I meet some of these reprehensible women anyway???

Dude, your models are G with a capital O Gorgeous! (and they all seem so genuinely down to earth and happy/carefree)

If anything we need more of them in the world to make it a happier place...

See my earlier comment about "self-hating WAMmer." He wouldn't have found it unless he was actively searching for that kind of content.

For all I know he might be lurking on here... Although that might make his head explode.

Rich, as someone who has seen SlapstickStuff since you had only a handful of videos, and as someone who owns multiple downloads and slime compilation DVDs of yours, I had to respond.

This was either a super religious person who probably already blasted back off to planet crazypants.

-OR-

Someone who hates any and all forms of anything that can be considered sexual because they themselves aren't having sex.

-OR-

....Just a troll.


Whoever it is, for whatever reason, doesn't matter. What matters is you aren't hurting or exploiting anyone, and you are good at and love what you do.

Besides, you need to keep doing this so that I one day my girlfriend and I can come visit so we can wreck her with pies and slime (oh God please!).

All the best sir!

- Bill