I don't know if this is too late or not, but I would love to see you take a pie or two inthe face (maybe one to the face and one to the head leaving the pie tin on your head like a hat), but I would really love to see you either wearing your hair up (in a bun) or braids and/or wearing a pretty sweater/outfit while getting the pies. Would that be possible?
I feel sorry for you but, selfishly, I feel extremely happy for the rest of us. I can't wait to see the pics of you being plastered with one million pies. By the way, this reply is one million and one.