GOD, I am fucking lazy. Or distracted. Or something. Yesterday morning when I first saw this nice offer of a free promo, when I still had 8 hours to go before the deadline, I immediately tried to go to your inbox, but got confused and lost for some reason, totally forgetting how to send messages to the private mailboxes here on the UMD, and gave up and promptly forgot about it.
6 hours later, only 2 hours before deadline, I came across this thread again, and went, "oh! I'd better send an email or whatever it was that you wanted".
So, only now - 11 hours past deadline - I remember I still didn't do what you had asked.
Many times I have literally starved overnight because I was too lazy and/or forgetful and cheap to go to the store the night before for any food. Worse, many times I go to a supermarket hungry, yet even when I get there, after having driving many miles, I get scared to spend any money and will spend an hour trying to decide whether to buy a candy bar or not.
Dr Zoidberg
