Someone should buy me that messy jess collection for my birthday. I'd be forever grateful. I'm having some issues with my bank and do not currently own a credit or debit card. I turn 23 on april 1st, and I've been wanting that like since it came out. Money is hella tight and I aint gettin anything for my birthday from hardly anyone. Dont even have enough money to go to the bar or enjoy some... uh... recreational... green smoke products... <.< >.>

Email me at expression1987@comcast.net if you feel like grabbin it for me. I know its alot to ask... but jeez... a guy can hope.

To help you in your quest, I've subscribed you to every job listing-related email blast I could think of. Roughly 50 of them, I'd say. Hopefully this will help. Happy birthday!

here ya go:

http://www.mcdonalds.com/ just click the "Careers" tab and that should help. No need to thank us, you're welcome! Have a good one!

Oh come on. You have to admire him for the balls required to just flat-out ask a bunch of strangers for free birthday stuff.

Hell, my birthday is on Pi freaking Day. If I don't get free pie-in-the-face WAM every year, you don't either.

Just be happy that ur having a birthday. Mine is in 3 days and I'm just happy to be alive. Tho I don't like getting older. For me a simple happy b-day is always good enough... just be happy with life and what you already have, and ull always have a great birthday.

many restaurants, such as Perkins, Shari's, Denny's, Marie Calendars', etc... will give you a free piece of pie on your birthday...

I work on computers for a living, hence "D-bug". I make about $2000 every week. How much do you make? Its a matter of bills accrued from buying a new car, and the fact that I cant have a bank account because First Midwest Bank fucked up, and admit they fucked up, and are working to remedy the situation.

So... Judge not lest ye be judged. I'm persuing a doctorate in computer science and going out with a ridiculously hot girl who is a WAM enthusiast. Fuck McDonalds, and fuck you. If you wanna be one of those sad little flameboy forum rats, feel free. But dont waste my time.

As was mentioned. At least I had the balls to give it a shot.

Kindly better the world by offing yourself. Try the bullet, I hear its delicious.

Is it me, or has every internet forum I frequent quadrupled its flameout rate over the last few months? I think it's the lead-up to 2012.

Wow, you wouldn't think a guy with his life so together (and so much better than ours) would be begging people for money.

Ask your insanely hot WAM loving girlfriend to buy it for you doucher.

I love reading comments from people who don't post a lot, and finding out that they're totally not crazy even a little bit.





I'm thinking there's something in the water here.

Can someone lock this thread please? Before it gets really stupid?

Jessie xxx
www.messy-jessie.co.uk

you make a HELL of a lot more money than i make, that's for sure... and, as a model who depends on fetish work for her livelihood, I not be able to afford to give away free modeling any more than producers here can afford to give away free content. . Please understand that when you ask for freebies, you take away from other's bottom line, too... you aren't the only one feeling the effects of today's economy... and because money is scarce, passcode swapping and file sharing by some unadmirable WAMmers further jeapordize the health of your favorite wet and messy producer. I don't think you showed any balls, bravado or guts in asking for a handout, only your ignorance of how the idustry survives...through the financial support of its viewers...

I'm happy that its your birthday on April 1st. Guess what? It happens to be my birhday on April 1st also... but i ask only for well-wishes...

methinks he is a bit younger than his words suggest... many put their DOB after their email.. and his addy ended in "1987"... which, logically, might mean he's a junior/senior in college, at best? certainly not yet working on a doctoral thesis...

Sooo... if you can't pay your bills, why get a new car? Also if you have a girl who you say is so hot and is into wam, why do you need wam videos anyway??

Long time reader first time subscriber but after reading this request I just had to chime in.

Although Christopher (dbug), next time please be nicer to the public if you are asking for a favor of them.

Also Joliet Junior College must be a great school if you can graduate in 06 and making $2000 a week.

Give that fine young man a break guys (if he makes 8 grand a month he could buy all my videos)

nothing to see here, move on

P.S. fuck fixing cars for a living, I don't even make 2 grand a month, before taxes. I'm gonna go drink now, yeah, water.

Oh my gawd, we can use this forum to make bday requests? Ok, here goes!

Planet Of The Apes box set
Autographed photo of MGWednesday
My Iron Maiden tickets to be upgraded to floor seats
The ability to send RobbyWLP an electric shock every time he breaks out a bad pun(although at the end of the first day, he'd likely resemble Ted Bundy after they removed him from the loving arms of Ol' Sparky)
20 Metallica t-shirts

I know the UMD faithful won't let me down, my bday is July 21st. I thank you all in advance!

Ask your girlfriend to buy it you as a birthday present, end of problem. Unless she too is so rich she can afforf to burn her credit cards etc.

regards

Andy and the team

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/20196

So, this dude makes $104,000 a year and can't afford to buy something from Jessie due to car payments? Dang, what the hell kinda car is he rollin' in?

Rolls Royce, apparently...