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Messy Webcam... Lots of Pies, Beans and Syrup
Rated R
$4.99


Jeans   Fully clothed   Female   Big boobs   Syrup   Beans   Pies   Custom shoots

Alexa Von is covered in lots of gooey cream pies, beans and syrup, wearing jeans and a skin-tight, see-through white t-shirt while doing a webcam for one lucky guy.  More Info

Cute Girl Sitting on a Pie
Rated R
$8.99


Sitting   Female   Nudity   Chocolate   Pies

Watch me dip my tits in a chocolate mccain pie. I tell you I can do better than that and turn around and expose my naked ass and clit dangling over the pie. On the count of 3 I sit down on it. Watch the cream ooze up my ass crack, and watch as I opena and close my legs exposing my messy clitty. 640 x 480 HD w/sound.  More Info

Birthday!
Rated PG
$4.00


Fully clothed   Smoking   Female   Cakes / pastries   Pies

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A blonde, wearing a party hat and smoking through a cigarette holder, wishes piedladies.com a happy birthday. She gets her face smashed in the cake, takes several pies in the face and gets the rest of the cake smashed on her head. The pie guy then starts scooping up all the creamy mess and throwing it in her face as well. ...  More Info

Valentine's Day Pies
Rated PG
$3.50


Fully clothed   Female   Cream   Pies

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A cute and energetic blonde, holding a balloon and wearing a pink t-shirt, brings her sweetie a pie for Valentine's Day. What she doesn't know is that he has pies for her too! She takes all real bakery pies to the face, including the one she brought for him. She ends up pieing herself with the last one. Lots of laughs in...  More Info

Monika Wilde About Peanut Butter
Rated R
$3.99


Female   Feet / footwear   Nudity   Peanut butter   Pudding / custard   Pies

Can women over 40 years old be as sexy & messy as 20- or 30-something year-old women? The answer is yes. 44 year-old Monika Wilde is totally nude from start to finish getting totally covered head to toe in peanut butter. With a few pies thrown in the mix she shows that sexy blondes over 40 can be hot & messy. Word of war...  More Info

A Seasonal Mess
Rated R
$6.99


Nudity   Fruit / filling   Oil   Condiments   Shaving cream   Pies   Female

Here are two videos for you with an Xmas theme. They star Jamie Lee, a very slim 20 year-old from the Midlands in the uk. We've worked with Jamie Lee before and she jumped at the chance to do some more wet'n'messy work. In the first video we show you how to prepare your bird for the Xmas roast. First, of course, you strip...  More Info

Jodie Vs the Masked Pieman
Rated R
$3.99


Female   Nudity   Male   Shaving cream   Pies

Jodie Karnell stars in this video. It started off as just being a shaving foam pie shoot and as usual Jodie was naked and ready to go. The Masked pieman did his deed and completely covered her in the white mess but then Jodie decided to get her revenge and she pulls the pieman into the shot. Suddenly he is naked too and Jod...  More Info

A Pie on the Wall Shoot
Rated R
$3.99


Female   Nudity   Shaving cream   Pies

This is the shoot just as it happened. Karen is sitting naked on a chair in her kitchen when the mystery pie man approaches holding two shaving foam pies. Is Karen going to get them? Yes of course she is and straight in her face too, followed by two more on her breasts and then more and more all over her. Just when she t...  More Info

The Original Gunge Hill
Rated R
$6.00


Wedgies   Uniforms   Clothes filling   Tights / pantyhose   Fully clothed   Sitting   Nudity   Big butts   Dresses / skirts   Big boobs   Fruit / filling   Syrup   Spaghetti / pasta   Cream   Chocolate   Cakes / pastries   Beans   Batter   Pies

It's dinner time at Gunge Hill school--a parody of 1970s school-based TV series Grange Hil) But Gunge Hill couldn't be more different from that trouble-ridden comprehensive. For a start all the pupils have enormous tits! nd they can't stop fighting with their food! Busty blonde Karen and her raunchy Robyn her American friend...  More Info

Halloween Pie
Rated R
$3.99


Nudity   Shaving cream   Pies   Female

A seasonal pie for joey. She sits naked waiting for the impending doom. Who is that man in the mask? What has he got in his hands? Oh no, it's shaving foam pies. "They can't be for me," she thinks. But oh yes they certainly are.  More Info

Joni: Pied Bride and Pie Tester
Rated PG
$25.95


Female   Cream   Pudding / custard   Pies   Formalwear / gowns

In these 3 scenes we see Joni and her galpal/bridesmaid Lizzy pelted with pies. Scene 1: Joni should be off to work, but Lizzy tempts her with some delicious cream pies. Chocolate, custard and whipped cream. Lizzy whips the pies at Joni, and Joni is late for work. Scene 2: Joni's getting married! She has her Maid of Hono...  More Info

Meet Sandy
Rated PG
$5.95


Cream   Pies   Female   Formalwear / gowns

Meet Sandy. This darling brunette showed much enthusiasm when asked to be an official Formal Pies Pie Tester. She takes a pie with a big beautiful smile. She's dressed in a gorgeous teal-colored full-length gown.  More Info

Meet Kayleigh
Rated PG
$11.95


Female   Wetlook   Eggs   Showering   Pies   Formalwear / gowns

Pretty blonde Kayleigh goes to her job interview for a Pie Tester. She has no idea what a pie tester is. Figures it's a taste-testing job?!? In a way it is. She gets to taste lots of cream pies as they are tossed in her face. Kayleigh then cleans off in a quick shower.  More Info

Messy Charlie Pack!
Rated R
$6.50


Wet   Showering   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Batter   Pies   Dresses / skirts   Nudity   Female   Sitting   Fully clothed   Wrestling

This is a small collection of amateur work featuring Charlie and Jen produced by dabestnoobever. It contains 3 photo sets and 3 movie clips. Messy at home: A huge photo set with pie sitting, colored batter poring, pie to the face and tons of messy boobs. It's one of my best photo sets to date. Chocolate Showerz: A g...  More Info

Desiree's Double Dousing Feature
Rated PG
$5.99


Tights / pantyhose   Fully clothed   Female   Feet / footwear   Gunge   Wet   Slime / gel / lube   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Batter   Pies

20 year-old Desiree, "sexyslapstickvideos' most popular & fun model at the time in 2004" is finally here. It's two video shoots of Desiree put together in one. "Slimed, Pied, Doused" and "All In White," no nudity. It's a 30 minutes "slopfest." why? Nothing but green slime, chocolate, more green slime, even more choc...  More Info

Alanna & Kylie: Sexysession #10
Rated X
$6.99


Lesbian   Tights / pantyhose   Blowjobs   Female   Nudity   Masturbation   Lingerie / thongs   Gunge   Cream   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Pies

Kylie Samone has another hot blonde to get messy with: She's 27 year-old Alanna. They start off wearing just a bra, panties and pantyhose. Then the fun really starts with Kylie pieing Alanna and Alanna returning the favor. This video shoot has a lot of hot caressing, kissing, dousing, eating out, plus lots of chocolate and...  More Info

The Honeymoon
Rated PG
$12.95


Female   Wetlook   Foam / lather   Cream   Showering   Pies   Formalwear / gowns   Fully clothed

Olivia's honeymoon is very unusual. It involves lots of cream pies, shaving cream pies, and shaving cream. But her loving husband loves it. All his food fantasies come true. Ends with a fully clothed shower so you can see Olivia's red dress.  More Info

The Rehearsal Dinner
Rated PG
$12.95


Female   Wetlook   Syrup   Cream   Showering   Chocolate   Batter   Pies   Formalwear / gowns   Fully clothed

At her wedding rehearsal dinner, Olivia tells her future in-laws about her part-time job as a model. "What do you model?" ask the future in-laws. "Pies!" says Olivia. They did not approve. So Olivia asks her fiance to give them a demonstration of how he makes her breakfast. He pours pancake batter and syrup all over he...  More Info

The Bachelorette Party
Rated PG
$12.95


Cream   Showering   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Pies   Wetlook   Female   Formalwear / gowns   Fully clothed

Olivia gets a little crazy and flirts with the waiter at her Bachelorette Party. They play an unusual form of "Messy Trivia:" Every time Olivia gets a question wrong he gunges her. You'll love her maroon halter-top dress both clean, gunged, and wet.  More Info

The Bakery
Rated PG
$10.95


Wetlook   Cream   Showering   Cakes / pastries   Icing / frosting   Pies   Female   Formalwear / gowns   Fully clothed

Olivia visits the bakery to sample her Wedding Cake. She's so disappointed. It tastes terrible. The pastry chef disagrees and pounds her senselessly with creamed pies. Ends with a fully clothed shower so you can see her beautiful white dress clean once again.  More Info

Olivia's Pie Shoot
Rated PG
$6.95


Fully clothed   Formalwear / gowns   Female   Cream   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Pies

Olivia is hired as a model for a commercial. Or so she thinks. The photographer has other things in mind. He shoots cream pies, chocolate pies, and finishes her off with whipped cream. Always our glamorous brunette, Olivia is dressed in a full-length gown.  More Info

Where's My Tux?
Rated PG
$6.95


Fully clothed   Formalwear / gowns   Female   Pudding / custard   Pies

Raven-haired Olivia looks stunning in her sequined evening gown. But she gets a surprise pie which ruins her look. She is all dressed up in an one-shoulder, sequined gown, ready to go to the party. But she forgot to pick up her man's tux at the cleaners. He seeks revenge by pieing her mercilessly. Obviously, she's not...  More Info

Ashley + Pies = Yummy!
Rated R
$6.99


Jeans   Fully clothed   Female   Nudity   Big boobs   Pies

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Poor Ashley is just sitting on her bed, trying to read a magazine, when her roommate comes in with pies blazing. Ashley is wearing a tight pink cami and very short denim shorts. Her long dark hair is just begging to get trashed. First comes a pie to the face, then another on her huge tits. When she pulls her top do...  More Info

Kylie Samone: Insure This!
Rated X
$6.99


Tights / pantyhose   Fully clothed   Business suits   Blowjobs   Sitting   Female   Sex   Feet / footwear   Nudity   Masturbation   Male   Cream   Chocolate   Batter   Pies

Kylie Samone returns doing some role play as an insurance salesperson. She comes up to an apartment complex and meets 2 guys. She's thinking that they are painting a room, but what she'll find out is that she will be painted on. Really eager for a sale, she endures getting pied in the face, in the chest, and in the ass. ...  More Info

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