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Spinner Shez Goes For It!
Rated R
$10.00


Black / ebony   Lingerie / thongs   Flour   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Molasses   Cream   Misc food   Condiments   Milk   Beans   Female

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Shez is a spinner ebony model who was ready to get covered in lots of different stuff--eggs, beans, spagheeti, sardines, rogan josh curry sauce, molasses, ketchup, relish, soy sauce. It really made for a disgusting mess but she was still smiling at the end, even after being persuaded to take a tin of beans down her panties--gre...  More Info

Blue Frosting W/ Audrina
Rated PG
$9.99


Smoking   Female   Black / ebony   Flour   Marshmallow fluff   Icing / frosting

Watch as Audrina promises to make this her best messy. She puts flour, then blue frosting on her face and hair. She smokes a bit and then puts more flour on and then mMarshmallow fluff. it's a hell of a mess. Smoking portions are shortened.  More Info

Cutie Katie Cops It!
Rated PG
$7.00


Female   Feet / footwear   Lingerie / thongs   Flour   Eggs   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Beans   Pies

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Katie is a gorgeous leggy blonde student who was game to get covered in lots of good stuff including sweet onion dressing, coffee, coffee whitener, flour, eggs, beans, syrup, molassess, plum sauce, soy sauce and more! She was dying to get pied and she got pied with a chocolate cream pie and a banana cream pie towards the end of...  More Info

Jenny's First Gunging!
Rated PG
$10.00


Female   Bikinis / swimwear   Foam / lather   Flour   Syrup   Eggs   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Beans

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Another great shoot--outside this time. Jenny had never done anything like this before and she was quite apprehensive. But she took it all well, including a new combination of cold cottage cheese followed by stinky soy sauce. She particularly found beans down the pants amusing and was laughing and shrieking for most of the sh...  More Info
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Kaylee's Sorority Initiation
Rated PG
$19.99


Smoking   Black / ebony   Flour   Chocolate   Shaving cream   Marshmallow fluff   Cakes / pastries   Icing / frosting   Custom shoots

Kaylee is being pledged into Cig Mess Pie, the messy sorority. Kaylee wants to be the messiest inductee and wants Sabrina to help her. They both smoke a cigarette as they discuss the plan. Watch as she plunges her face into the cake that has extra chocolate frosting on it. Kaylee then smokes a cigar and then a cigarette. Th...  More Info

Sabrina's Messy Revenge Party
Rated PG
$19.99


Lingerie / thongs   Flour   Marshmallow fluff   Cakes / pastries   Icing / frosting   Black / ebony   Female   Smoking   Fully clothed   Jeans

The scene starts out with Sabrina (in clown makeup) smoking a cigarette saying how much she hates Kayless because Kaylee stole her boyfriend. Sabrina invites her to a party that ends up being a revenge party, Sabrina ties her up and forces her to smoke 8 cigarettes and then pushes her face into the chocolate cake. She prceeed...  More Info

Emma's Messiest Session Ever
Rated R
$8.00


Female   Nudity   Dresses / skirts   Lingerie / thongs   Asian   Gunge   Fruit / filling   Wetlook (clothed)   Oil   Flour   Syrup   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Molasses   Cream   Misc food   Milk   Chocolate   Beans   Pudding / custard   Batter

Flanorama presenter Amanda introduces Emma (one of the stars of Messy Missies) who by now has become a totally addicted splosher. After thoroughly soaking her silky outfit in the paddling pool to demonstrate who love of getting wet, Emma sits down in her soaking clothes (to start with) for a truly epic sploshing--sweet, savoury...  More Info

Kaylee's Peanut Butter Mess
Rated PG
$12.99


Custom shoots   Fully clothed   Female   Black / ebony   Peanut butter   Flour

Watch as Kaylee tries to outdo Sabrina's peanut butter mess. She says that you'll never see a model get as messy as she does. ever! She then spreads peanut butter all over her pretty black face, then tops that with flour. Then she completely ruins her hair with mounds of thick peanut butter, and completely works it all the w...  More Info

Sabrina's Peanut Butter Messy
Rated PG
$14.99


Fully clothed   Female   Peanut butter   Flour

Watch as Sabrina smears her face with peanut butter and then some flour. Then she gets into it and puts in in her hair. Then she sees just how much she can get on her head. She ends up by getting flower all over the pb and putting on red lipstick .  More Info

Winter Messy Again!
Rated PG
$10.00


Fully clothed   Sitting on things   Female   Big boobs   Wetlook (clothed)   Flour   Syrup   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Misc food   Condiments   Showering   Beans   Pudding / custard   Hair washing

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Many people have asked if I had a full video of Winter. Sadly the first time was mainly stills so I had to go back and rectify this time around. Over 30 minutes of my signature style--great reactions from this great model, completely messed as usual by her good friend Alli (who was hungover!) Beans, soup, condensed milk, ketc...  More Info

Winter's Messy Feet
Rated PG
$3.00


Fully clothed   Female   Feet / footwear   Nudity   Flour   Misc food   Beans

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Winter has pretty size 8.5 feet and we decided to coat them in beans, mushroom gravy and floor. Great reactions! Also some bonus foot and breast fetish footage from the Britney shoot!  More Info

320 Oz of Peanut Butter....part 1! (Dial Up)
Rated PG
$16.99


Smoking   Female   Black / ebony   Peanut butter   Flour   Fully clothed

This clip begins as I am finishing up 4 lit ciggies and am ready to start up with the mess! I apply the smooshy, gooey butter to my pretty face while reminding you that you've never seen a Princess get so messy! I use my hand-held mirror to make sure I've got the smallest eye holes possible so I can get my full face covered up!...  More Info

Schoolgirl Mel Gets It!
Rated PG
$10.00


Clothes filling   Tights / pantyhose   Fully clothed   Female   Black / ebony   Big boobs   Lingerie / thongs   Oil   Foam / lather   Flour   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Beans

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This is great scene with an exotic half-Guyanese, half-East Indian girl. Very busty and leggy. At the last minute a friend stepped in to mess her; What a laugh we had. All my signature foodstuffs were used! And of course the signature beans in the panties. This girl is a 36D and size 8.5 feet. She is dressed as a sexy scho...  More Info
2 reviews!

Britney Messed!
Rated R
$10.00


Business suits   Female   Nudity   Big butts   Big boobs   Lingerie / thongs   Flour   Eggs   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Beans

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This was a shoot I did a number of years ago with Britney. What a hot girl--really cute, very friendly, and up for anything. A great rack on a slim frame. Lots of foodstuffs here as usual, eggs, beans, peas, flour, ketchup, brown sauce. Lots of informal dialogue here as well as extended cleanup at the end of the shoot. The ...  More Info

Bex Gets Gunged by Her Husband!
Rated PG
$10.00


Fully clothed   Sitting on things   Female   Feet / footwear   Flour   Eggs   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Beans

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I am really excited by my latest project and I think its my best shoot so far. Its almost 30 minutes in length, showing the whole process (including me giving lots of tips to the husband on how to do a proper gunging!!!) and boy does this petite milf get the full treatment courtesy of her husband. He had a blast!!! Most of yo...  More Info
2 reviews!

Thigh-high Boots, Tight Jeans, and a Whole Lotta Messy: Complete
Rated R
$24.99


Jeans   Uniforms   Fully clothed   Business suits   Female   Feet / footwear   Gunge   Flour   Syrup   Spaghetti / pasta   Molasses   Cream   Slime / gel / lube   Misc food   Condiments   Milk   Chocolate   Cakes / pastries   Pudding / custard   Batter

If you love shiny thigh-high boots along with an extreme food gunging, then this feature is for you. Tori has been a bad girl. She was caught having an affair and will now pay as her master humiliates her with many foods and drinks. She wears sexy thigh-high boots, tight jeans, and a jean jacket with shirt and tie. The fi...  More Info

Bootbitch Gets Gunged: Complete Version
Rated PG
$24.99


Jeans   Fully clothed   Black / ebony   Female   Feet / footwear   Flour   Syrup   Eggs   Cream   Molasses   Condiments   Misc food   Chocolate   Cakes / pastries   Pudding / custard   Pies

The Bootbitch receives one of the most tremendous, sloppy, supreme food gungings ever!! Dressed in shirt, tie, blue jeans overalls, and sexy black leather thigh high platform boots, she gets it good from her tormentor. First is the syrup squirt in her face. Eggs get thrown at her and smashed on her head. Pie in the face. T...  More Info

Giggles Flies into Trouble
Rated R
$8.00


Uniforms   Clothes ripping   Bondage / s&m   Female   Fruit / filling   Oil   Flour   Syrup   Oatmeal / porridge   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Mud   Cream   Molasses   Condiments   Misc food   Chocolate   Milk   Cakes / pastries   Beans   Batter   Pies   Gunge

Now mended after a few technical problems on this site! Our piss-take "epic war film". Ace British pilot Capt Maxine Gigglesworth has crashed her plane and been captured by the nasty Hun. Blindfolded, bound and gagged in genuine wraf uniform, Giggles is "tortured" with foul food into giving away details of her mission. Eggs...  More Info

The ABC of Sploshing
Rated X
$9.00


Lingerie / thongs   Dildo / object insert   Lesbian   Wedgies   Uniforms   Fully clothed   Female   Sex   Nudity   Dresses / skirts   Fruit / filling   Oil   Flour   Oatmeal / porridge   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Mud   Cream   Molasses   Condiments   Misc food   Chocolate   Cakes / pastries   Beans   Pudding / custard   Pies

Our supposed schoolgirl Tracie, looking super smart in her uniform, is all ready to be taught her alphabet by the strict Miss Georgina (star of our DVD Mucky Puppies). After all goes well with A (an apple for the teacher), things start to go downhill when Tracie suggests B stands for boys and balls. "No, Tracie!" our prim schoo...  More Info

Jo Gets Messy!
Rated PG
$3.00


Fully clothed   Flour   Syrup   Eggs   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Shaving cream   Beans

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For those of you that missed the posting of some of these pictures a couple of years ago, I have dug them out of the archives and am including the whole set in my store. This girl was the first I ever contacted through Craigslist. Looking back now I wish I had shot video as she was a real star--great expressions and grimaces a...  More Info







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