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A Seasonal Mess
Rated R
$6.99


Nudity   Fruit / filling   Oil   Condiments   Shaving cream   Pies   Female

Here are two videos for you with an Xmas theme. They star Jamie Lee, a very slim 20 year-old from the Midlands in the uk. We've worked with Jamie Lee before and she jumped at the chance to do some more wet'n'messy work. In the first video we show you how to prepare your bird for the Xmas roast. First, of course, you strip...  More Info

Kelly Divine Gets a Horror Movie Makeover
Rated R
$5.99


Female   Nudity   Big butts   Big boobs   Condiments   Fully clothed

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Here we have gorgeous Kelly Divine trying to watch a scary horror movie. She is wearing a green tank top and white pants sitting on the couch. She is really into the movie, waiting for the next scary scene, when she is suddenly attacked with lots of ketchup. Hey, scary movie.... you have to use something red! Kelly get...  More Info

Winter Messy Again!
Rated PG $7.99 20% off!
$6.39


Fully clothed   Sitting   Female   Big boobs   Wetlook   Flour   Syrup   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Misc food   Condiments   Showering   Beans   Pudding / custard   Hair washing

Many people have asked if I had a full video of Winter. Sadly the first time was mainly stills so I had to go back and rectify this time around. Over 30 minutes of my signature style--great reactions from this great model, completely messed as usual by her good friend Alli (who was hungover!) Beans, soup, condensed milk, ke...  More Info

Wam Goddess Video Collection!
Rated R
$6.95


Jeans   Clothes ripping   Head dunking   Clothes filling   Fully clothed   Female   Feet / footwear   Nudity   Dresses / skirts   BBW   Lingerie / thongs   Gunge   Wetlook   Paint   Wet   Foam / lather   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Showering   Shaving cream   Cakes / pastries   Beans   Batter   Pies   Hair washing   Bathing

Never available before! A Collector's dream! The Wam Goddess Video Collection! All of the Videos from Lisa the Wam Goddess's web site which closed in 2007. Twenty-four videos, averaging a minute in length each, all in one low-cost package! Featuring Lisa the Wam Goddess and her friend Allison in messy, wet, clothed, tople...  More Info

Flora, Fauna & Frigging
Rated X
$7.99


Female   Nudity   Dildo / object insert   Eggs   Condiments

A kooky WAM scene featuring the even kookier Mouse. Mouse suggested this impromptu scene based on one of her infamous stage shows and involves smearing herself with butter (with echoes of "Last Tango In Paris"), eggs appearing and disappearing in unlikely places before squishing them with her bum to make an egg and ke...  More Info

Schoolgirl Mel Gets It!
Rated PG $5.99 20% off!
$4.79


Clothes filling   Tights / pantyhose   Fully clothed   Female   Black / ebony   Big boobs   Lingerie / thongs   Oil   Foam / lather   Flour   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Beans

This is great scene with an exotic half-Guyanese, half-East Indian girl. Very busty and leggy. At the last minute a friend stepped in to mess her; What a laugh we had. All my signature foodstuffs were used! And of course the signature beans in the panties. This girl is a 36D and size 8.5 feet. ...  More Info

Beyond Temptation!
Rated R
$6.95


Nudity   Big boobs   Lingerie / thongs   Asian   Wet   Condiments   Chocolate

Spice is going to WAM her peachie lingerie just for you today. She'll be sporting blue latex gloves for that extra kinky feeling, for a little while. Spice snaps open a jar of very thick dark and delicious chocolate sauce. Applying it her way is better :) You could roll and wiggle with her all day watching and smellin...  More Info

Britney Messed!
Rated R $6.99 20% off!
$5.59


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This was a shoot I did a number of years ago with Britney. What a hot girl--really cute, very friendly, and up for anything. A great rack on a slim frame. Lots of foodstuffs here as usual, eggs, beans, peas, flour, ketchup, brown sauce. Lots of informal dialogue here as well as extended cleanup at the end of the shoo...  More Info

Bex Gets Gunged by Her Husband!
Rated PG $7.99 20% off!
$6.39


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I am really excited by my latest project and I think its my best shoot so far. Its almost 30 minutes in length, showing the whole process (including me giving lots of tips to the husband on how to do a proper gunging!!!) and boy does this petite milf get the full treatment courtesy of her husband. He had a blast!!! Most ...  More Info
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Sam Gets Trashed!
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$2.39


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This is a slide show of a shoot with Sam. Fantastic reactions, lots of foodstuffs, completely messed up! I wish I had shot video but this is the next best thing... enjoy! Many of these images were on the forum a couple of years ago.  More Info

Thigh-high Boots, Tight Jeans, and a Whole Lotta Messy: Complete
Rated R
$24.99


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If you love shiny thigh-high boots along with an extreme food gunging, then this feature is for you. Tori has been a bad girl. She was caught having an affair and will now pay as her master humiliates her with many foods and drinks. She wears sexy thigh-high boots, tight jeans, and a jean jacket with shirt and tie. The fi...  More Info

Wam Picnic
Rated PG
$6.95


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Wam Picnic, with Shredder & Grace! Some male, mostly female wam! We're on the Cowichan river. Why would someone put a couch on the riverbank? To name the river?? Or to have a big pig-out!? Grace and Shredder have their own idea on how their picnic will be enjoyed. Well, Shredder does! A simple surprise can go a long ...  More Info

Lita Gets Very Messy: Complete Version
Rated PG
$24.99


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Slavegirl Lita dressed in shirt, tie, and pants tucked into black platform knee boots. She gets a massive food gunging from a sexy mistress also in high boots. Oatmeal, whipped cream, syrup, yogurt included. Lita gets it good! This is the complete version.  More Info

Bootbitch Gets Gunged: Complete Version
Rated PG
$24.99


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The Bootbitch receives one of the most tremendous, sloppy, supreme food gungings ever!! Dressed in shirt, tie, blue jeans overalls, and sexy black leather thigh high platform boots, she gets it good from her tormentor. First is the syrup squirt in her face. Eggs get thrown at her and smashed on her head. Pie in the face. T...  More Info

Tigerr Under Fire: Part 1
Rated R
$5.00


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In her genuine u.s. Navy suit and blouse and tie, real-life submissive Tigerr "Juggs" Benson is the extremely tolerant star of this two-part "instructional" video for new members of the sas--the Slapstick Air Service, an elite force sent in to handle messy situations around the world. In Part One, Tigerr shows us how to handle ...  More Info
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Giggles Flies into Trouble
Rated R
$8.00


Uniforms   Clothes ripping   Bondage / s&m   Female   Fruit / filling   Oil   Flour   Syrup   Oatmeal / porridge   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Mud   Cream   Molasses   Condiments   Misc food   Chocolate   Milk   Cakes / pastries   Beans   Batter   Pies   Gunge

Now mended after a few technical problems on this site! Our piss-take "epic war film". Ace British pilot Capt Maxine Gigglesworth has crashed her plane and been captured by the nasty Hun. Blindfolded, bound and gagged in genuine wraf uniform, Giggles is "tortured" with foul food into giving away details of her mission. Eggs...  More Info

The ABC of Sploshing
Rated X
$9.00


Lingerie / thongs   Dildo / object insert   Lesbian   Wedgies   Uniforms   Fully clothed   Female   Sex   Nudity   Dresses / skirts   Fruit / filling   Oil   Flour   Oatmeal / porridge   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Mud   Cream   Molasses   Condiments   Misc food   Chocolate   Cakes / pastries   Beans   Pudding / custard   Pies

Our supposed schoolgirl Tracie, looking super smart in her uniform, is all ready to be taught her alphabet by the strict Miss Georgina (star of our DVD Mucky Puppies). After all goes well with A (an apple for the teacher), things start to go downhill when Tracie suggests B stands for boys and balls. "No, Tracie!" our prim schoo...  More Info

Jo Gets Messy!
Rated PG $2.99 20% off!
$2.39


Flour   Eggs   Syrup   Molasses   Condiments   Misc food   Shaving cream   Beans   Fully clothed

For those of you that missed the posting of some of these pictures a couple of years ago, I have dug them out of the archives and am including the whole set in my store. This girl was the first I ever contacted through Craigslist. Looking back now I wish I had shot video as she was a real star--great expressions and grimac...  More Info

Let's Put Some Sauce on That
By wttv
Rated PG
$1.99


Female   Pies   Misc food   Condiments   Chocolate

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In the first part of this video, Veronica wears black shorts and a white top. She is holding a hot dog and someone is trying to squirt some sauce on that, aiming on the tiny bread, but mostly hitting Veronica all over her body. Used sauces are mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. In the second half of the video Veronica is wea...  More Info

Kat's Beauty Treatment
Rated PG
$3.00


Female   Dresses / skirts   Syrup   Condiments   Chocolate   Batter   Gunge   Fully clothed

In this video, Kat, who is wearing office attire, is telling us that the best way to relax is to take a nice bath in... food! She goes through restaurant-sized containers of chocolate pudding, chocolate syrup, ketchup, mustard, and has her assistant pour green slime all over her. (Green slime is actually 3/4 water to 1/4 part w...  More Info

Winter's Revenge
Rated PG $5.99 20% off!
$4.79


Fully clothed   Female   Fruit / filling   Foam / lather   Syrup   Molasses   Misc food   Condiments   Shaving cream   Beans

Winter was very popular when some of her pictures were posted on the forum. Now she has the opportunity to get revenge on the girl, Alli, who trashed her in the first place. Winter's animated reactions are priceless as her friend is humiliated with beans, pineapple chunks, sardines, hamburger relish, gravy, molasses, mushed ...  More Info
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Dinner
Rated X
$1.80


Male   Nudity   Masturbation   Oil   Condiments   Spaghetti / pasta   Misc food   Beans

Wearing a revealing bodysuit I pour all kinds of fine mess inside including pasta, ketchup, vegetable oil, beans, and finishing off with a lovely desert. It was such a lovely dinner!  More Info

Relish Panty Filling with Ashley
Rated R
$6.99


Clothes filling   Female   Nudity   Big boobs   Condiments

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Ashley is an exotic girl, so I thought I'd kick up the panty game a notch by going with something very weird... Hotdog relish did the trick! The squishing sound and the smell really make this a great fun time with Ashley, who is always so crazy when I'm with her. You gotta love this weird scene!  More Info

Jocelyn Wears Her Thanksgiving Meal
Rated R
$4.99


Female   Nudity   Misc food   Condiments

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Jocelyn loves a good, home-cooked Thanksgiving meal, but she likes to wear it more than eat it. That's why she didn't even bother getting dressed for dinner! She starts out with good old mashed potatoes and gravy. She mixes it together in a bowl, then grabs a pile of it and smears it all over her incredible tits. But, wh...  More Info

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