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Naughty Schoolgirl Lana Gets A Savoury Detention
Added 1/6/13    1612 views
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In these video's Lana is sat in the pool wearing her schoolgirl outfit, she tells the camera that she has been a very naughty schoolgirl because she hasn't done her homework or listened to her teacher and that she even talked back to her teacher! Fo...
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Gross Savory Hair-Wash
Added 1/6/13    1495 views
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My first and only savory video to be released thus far! This was a custom that I thought everyone could enjoy :) I'm in the tub, in a cute lingerie set, and I start by shampooing my hair with blended hard boiled eggs and oil. I then pour blended gr...
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Miah's Underwear Filling
Added 1/8/13    2256 views
 
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I love getting messy in my lingerie, so I decided to see how messy I could get in my new white bra and knickers set with leftover slime, rice pudding and chocolate sauce (oh my god yummy!). I got monumentally messy! My new white set is also no long...
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Messy Miah in the Shower
Added 1/8/13    1610 views
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After a very messy day, I decide to do what I also love…getting very wet! Watch as I shower my very messy self clean whilst wearing leggings and a tight t-shirt...how I love getting wet and messy!
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Miah Teaches Ruby A Lesson
Added 1/8/13    1844 views
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Messy Miah finds out that Messy Ruby has been sleeping with her boyfriend behind her back. Miah decides that she should teach Ruby a lesson to get her revenge. Watch Miah duct tape Ruby to a chair and serve up the punishment with pies, cream, custa...
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Ruby's Revenge On Miah
Added 1/8/13    2028 views
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Exclusive! This is Miah's very first time at getting messy! Ruby gets Miah messy for the very first time! And as it's a case of revenge by Ruby after Miah got her revenge on Ruby for sleeping with her boyfriend, Ruby does not hold back in the slig...
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Miah's Messy Quiz
Added 1/8/13    2473 views
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It's quiz time, but with a twist! Watch Messy Ruby ask Messy Miah a list of questions, and for every question Miah gets wrong...it's time to get messy! Watch as Miah gets pied and gunged over and over again, especially when Ruby decides Miah isn't...
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Jayce's Topless Yucky, Smelly, Fish Funk Hair
Added 1/15/13    2122 views
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Jayce is topless wearing her hair down, black panties and her glasses. The substances she uses are: fish, lard, boiled eggs, oil, blue cheese, peanut butter, nutella, and glue. she first mixes the boiled eggs, oil and fish all in a blender and tha...
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Miah's Revenge on Ruby--Part 2
Added 1/16/13    2104 views
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I decide to punish Messy Ruby for gunging myself and Messy Jessie earlier in the day. I start by standing over Ruby and pour a mixture of gunge that had been used throughout the day...slime, chocolate, porridge, custard, gravy, cream, rice pudding,...
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Miah Gets the Messy Jessie Treatment!
Added 1/27/13    1646 views
 
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Messy Jessie was not impressed with my first treatment by Ruby. Jessie teaches Ruby how to get me messy, the true Messy Jessie way! Watch as I get covered over and over again with slime, custard, chocolate, porridge, gravy, cream...and don't forget...
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Several Gungings
Added 2/23/13    414 views
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Today I raided the cupboards and took out any sauces, jars and condiments that were used and no longer edible or out of date. I poured them all into one bowl and had the most disgusting smelling concoction you could imagine. It consisted of sea foo...
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Egg Attack Close Up (with Some Other Food!)
Added 3/14/13    245 views
 
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The mess what 23 eggs, red/brown sauce and a large bag on flour does to my head. The camera is literally less than 30cm away from me, you can hear and see every smash!
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Footy Kit Trashed With Food
Added 3/22/13    275 views
 
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I start of with a crisp white Liverpool shirt and white shorts. First of all as I sit down someone left ketchup on the chair, then straight in to some gravy, watch the goo of the half melted granules at the end of the jug! Next is 4 eggs and 2 tins...
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Jayce and Kaydens Sexy Savory Pies!
Added 4/13/13    4181 views
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Get ready to get nasty! Savor these devilishly-delicious darlings in their first savory set together, but with a twist... The savory substances are in pies! Jayce invites Kaydens over for the weekend and as part of their fun, girly time they get a...
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Sticky Treacle, Eggs, Etc in Boxers--2 Sessions!
Added 5/3/13    199 views
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Initially recorded as two separate sessions! In both I use treacle, eggs, custard, ketchup, brown sauce, tomato juice and flour. In the first I sit in cat food--trust me I won't be forgetting that feel for a long time! In the second I play with my...
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Bedtime
Added 5/8/13    365 views
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I got dressed to head to bed in my flannel P.J. pants and an old v-neck. I realized I had left a bunch of food out from earlier and it needed to get used up. I start out by grabbing the eggs. I figure what the heck should I do with it, but smash...
Custard and Cake: Part One
Added 23 days ago    732 views
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Wearing lycra leggings and a vest, I slam a pie right in my face at the start. Multiple tins of custard and cake in the front and back of my boxers. Cracking a few eggs over my head and massaging it all in. More to come!
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Custard and Cream: Part Two
Added 23 days ago    547 views
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Already covered in custard and eggs from before, I pour more down my vest and boxers. I take off my pants and massage the custard into my legs and feet and finally take off the clothes and pour the final tub of cream over my chest and face and massa...
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Messy Fun in Tights
Added 19 days ago    4172 views
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Movie (HD, HD reduced bitrate and low res) I start out wearing a cute grey vest top and no bottoms, then pull on a brand new pair of bright green tights. I pose and show off my tights, then move into the kitchen, showing off all the buckets and bow...
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Wreck That Dress!
Added 7 days ago    581 views
 
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Kitten is wearing a long blue formal dress, but she doesn't like it, she thinks it is tacky and ugly, and so decides to trash it! She talks about how ugly the dress is before covering it in bright yellow american mustard. The colour is so bright ag...
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Slimy, Chunky, and Stinky Fun
Added 14 days ago    3428 views
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Movie 1 (in 3 parts) (HD and Low Res Versions) In this movie I get to push my limits and see if there's anything too disgusting, too smelly, too lumpy or too slimy for me to enjoy playing with. Starting made up and fully-clothed in a t-shirt, jeans...
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Gia in Savoury
Added 6 days ago    520 views
 
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I get very icky and sticky with some gross savoury substances. I commentate periodically giving my honest thoughts about the feeling of being covered in a mix of smelly foods. I use Mayo, Ketchup, Mustard, Spaghetti, Tuna, Peas, Eggs, Salad Dressin...
Leanne The Mucky Cat Girl
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Leanne is sat in the pool wearing her sexy cat costume and looks a little nervous about what is about to happen to her outfit. She is soon rewarded when little kitty gets her head stroked and a strawberry gateaux in the face. She scrapes the cake f...
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The Pie Bake Off
Added 7/23/12    2516 views
 
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Casually dressed in jeans and tank tops, dark haired Heather faces off against blond bombshell Christine in a Pie Bake Off. Playing for a $500 Victoria's Secret gift card the competition is all set including a judge that really knows something about...
Super Smelly, Sexy, and Sloppy
Added 12/12/12    2054 views
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This was the wildest and longest custom video I have done so far, and by wild I mean disgusting! I begin in a purple tank top (no bra) and orange and pink see-through panties. After squirting mayonnaise and ketchup all over my head and face until I...
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Adriana--Savory
Added 3/28/12    3341 views
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In this episode of Wet and Messy Models, Adriana gets messy in a different way. She uses substances that are non-sweet. Its another "savory" scene! Adriana is wearing a black dress with black heels. Adriana talks about how gross and slimy it feel...
Maddie Custom for Chris
Added 2/26/12    2357 views
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Maddie is sat in a pool wearing a schoolgirl outfit with her hair in pinktails she has gotten into trouble at school which results in her having to attend a messy detention, Maddie pours custard over herself, then she pours beans over her head and ch...
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X-rated Naughty School Girl, School Dinners!
Added 2/28/12    8573 views
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Naughty schoolgirl Cinq goes to the local playground and plays on the equipment wearing pigtails, a white shirt and school tie, cute short black skirt and black lace top stockings and heels. Sougoula takes lots of pictures and they head home--after...
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Clumsy Waitress
Added 3/8/12    1846 views
 
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This poor clumsy waitress is useless at her job and covers her customer with all sorts! He gives her chance after chance but she just keeps spilling everything. Eventually he loses his temper and she just rebels by throwing more all over him! She...
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Sisters St. Patrick's Day Slapstick Attack!
Added 3/8/12    5291 views
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Sisters Jayce and Jilly are at it again in a slapstick pie attack video for St. Patrick's Day, thanking all of their UMD friends/fans. Wearing nothing but cute green tights with clovers and white tank tops, Jayce tricks Jilly during the beginning o...
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Pinkie Savoury Gunged
Added 3/27/12    2155 views
 
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this guys is a video which will only ever be on umd as a treat i thought it should just go on here pinkie comes along for the day and maddie decides to get revenge on her in this video maddie covers pinkie in: chopped tomatoes beans spaghetti lo...
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Chloe Lovette Strips Fom Swimsuit Nude in Honey
Added 4/6/12    1691 views
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Chloe is teasing us in a pink Speedo swimsuit on top of the table, dancing for us, flashing her tits, butt, and pussy, to get us all excited. She then strips out of the swimsuit and moves into the Kitchen. Its then time to get hold of the honey and...
Candy Anti Easter Bunny, Part 2: X Rated
Added 4/8/12    1542 views
 
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The naughty and X-rated part 2 of my anti Easter bunny adventures! I fill my costume with mustard, brown sauce, gravy, minced beef, and onion slop, and rub it all over myself and my feet while playing around in the collected mess underneath me. I s...
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Candy Anti Easter Bunny Girl Savoury, Part 1
Added 4/8/12    1448 views
 
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PG-rated, no-nudity disgusting savoury mess! I am dressed as a bunny girl, the anti-Easter bunny, in a bunny outfit made of a swimsuit with bunny tail and ears, also wearing stockings and sky high heels. I cover myself in mayo, cheese spread, and h...
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Candy Sploshed with Weird Substances!
Added 4/23/12    1742 views
 
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Hi all! In this video I am wearing a burgundy dress, black tights, and purple patent high heels. My assistant is the lovely MessyJo (CD) who trashes me with all the items from my "what haven't I sploshed with yet?" thread on the Splosh forum. The...
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My Kitchen Cupboard Mess
Added 4/12/12    4006 views
 
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I was sitting at home daydreaming about getting messy but i had no gunge, so i made do with whatever what in my cupboards--hence, My Kitchen Cupboard Mess. I found several tins of beans and spaghettie and lots of sauces. Then i dressed up in a skim...
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Stacey Covered in Mushy Peas
Added 4/24/12    2534 views
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In this scene, Stacey is sitting in a pool wearing some shorts and a black bra, and she goes topless for the first time! During this video she gets covered in mushy peas and brown sauce by maddie and in the second part of this video she gets covered...
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Your Wearing My Skirt
Added 4/30/12    1502 views
 
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Dynamo comes home to find her friend in her room who happens to be wearing her skirt and pantyhose! Shes a little upset at this as she has not given her permission for him to wear them. So to teach this naughty boy his lesson she proceeds to cover...
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Maddie and Lollie Brown Sauce Battle
Added 6/6/12    1947 views
 
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In this scene, Maddie and Lollie are both knelt down facing each other. Maddie is wearing a white tank top and some white shorts and Lollie is wearing a white strappy top and some blue jeans. They both have two bottles of brown sauce to mess each o...
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Teagan Plays Guess the Mess
Added 6/5/12    1891 views
 
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In this scene teagan is sat on a stool in the pool wearing a green leopard print dress and she is blindfolded and looking very nervous, we explain that she is going to take part in a game called 'guess the mess' where we will pour different substanc...
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SweetSophie Hotpants and Savoury Gunge
Added 6/6/12    1030 views
 
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SweetSophie is wearing a sexy bikini top, denim hotpants and boots. She has heaps of fun playing in lots of savory gunge. She fills her bikini top and hotpants lots and enjoys lots of savory messy coverage including lots of head coverage too =)
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Viola's Favourite Foods
Added 6/8/12    1777 views
 
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In this scene viola is sat in a pool wearing a red top and black tights, she tells us all about her favourite foods and she very seductively explains to us what they are and she gets very messy in them! Viola's favourite foods: *cake batter * bak...
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Jayce's Duct Tape Bondage+Getting Loads of Mess!
Added 6/19/12    6377 views
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Jayce's camera man is tired of doing all this work for her and never getting to get her messy so he decides to wake her up in nothing but her panties and t-shirt, tape her hands up, and take her to an abandoned attic where he already has a mattress s...
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Teagan in Stocks
Added 6/19/12    2454 views
 
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Here is Teagan in the stocks getting covered in mashed potatoes, beans, cake batter, mushy peas, and gravy. Maddie has real fun covering Teagan in all of these savory and sweet items. Maddie really enjoys giving out all of the mess and am sure you...
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"A-Z of Mess" with Heather (WTF001)
Added 6/23/12    3745 views
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Re-issue of one of our earliest scenes. Heather, one of our most popular girls*, came to us asking to get as messy as possible. She's loving each of the different textures and colours as we cover her with our 'trademarked' A-Z! * our girls aren't...
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"A Challenge from Heather" (WTF009)
Added 6/23/12    6159 views
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"I can take anything," is what she'd said. So we blindfolded her and tied her up, wearing a loose strapless summer dress (which didn't stay up long!). The mess was massaged into her hair and spread across her boobs, her small bikini top overflowing...
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Sasha Savoury Video
Added 6/26/12    1836 views
 
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in this video Sasha is in the pool wearing a pink bikini. She opens and cover herself in brown sauce then she sits down in the pool and gets messy with mash potatoes, gravy, mushy peas, beans and finally some ice cream. This video is a must for all...
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"A-Z of Mess" with Jessie
Added 6/30/12    6488 views
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Messy Jessie guest stars in our signature A-Z series, getting spectacularly messy and even stripping down for a bit of underwear filling. It was so hard to choose the best thumbnails to show here, as there are too many good moments! She's a star, a...
SweetSophie, Mystery Hands and Savoury Sauces
Added 6/30/12    1154 views
 
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SweetSophie is wearing a dress and stockings. Mystery hands squirts lots of savoury sauces all over Sophie covering her and her dress. Sophie cuts of her dress with a pair of scissors and Mystery Hands covers Sophie's face and boobies in heaps of s...
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"A Wedding Dress Mess" with Jessie (WTF017)
Added 7/13/12    3673 views
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Jilted at the altar, Jessie is not a happy bunny! She's all dressed up in her wedding dress with no wedding to attend, so she thinks "to hell with it" and messes it up, in an act of revenge on her former Fianc笠 There's custard pies, paint, p...

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