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Bound and Slimed: Vol. 1
Rated R
$8.00


Nudity   Gunge   Slime / gel / lube   Batter   Female   Bondage / s&m

Natalia finds herself bound nude in a bath tub and then gets slimed with not 1 but with 2 buckts of colored slime.  More Info

Win, Lose and Mess: Episode 1
Rated R
$7.99


Female   Nudity   Dresses / skirts   Big boobs   Lingerie / thongs   Slime / gel / lube   Chocolate   Batter   Pies

Natalie Minx is the first contestant on a new gameshow. For every wrong answer she gives, she gets a pie tossed at her and then she must remove a piece of clothing. Once naked, she gets a bucket of green slime dumped on her.  More Info

Chocolate Sex Bath
Rated X
$5.00


Blowjobs   Female   Nudity   Masturbation   Male   Chocolate   Shaving cream   Batter

Notilus and Alice kiss and embrace constantly while pouring 15 kg of hot chocolate batter on each other. Then they do a chocolatey 69. Then more kissing and a chocolate jerk off before Notilus sprays cans of shaving cream all over Alice as she lies there. The scene ends with Alice jerking Notilus off in the shaving foam. No ...  More Info

Samara in Orange Cake Mix
Rated PG
$2.99


Female   Lingerie / thongs   Batter

Samara does her first set wearing a sexy black outfit, in her bathtub, covering herself in thick orange cake mix.  More Info

Oh Baby
Rated R
$9.95


Head dunking   Female   Nudity   Male   Lingerie / thongs   Batter

New model "Piper" wearing her cute little school girl outfit with pigtails, gets down and dirty with 5 liters of multi colored cake mix and a bucket of more cake mix that we didn't measure. As her face is smothered into a bowl of the mix, and she starts to get undressed, more cake mix is poured all over her. By the time she's...  More Info

Cute and Sexy Messy Wam Package: 14 Sets
Rated PG
$15.00


Jeans   Clothes ripping   Uniforms   Head dunking   Clothes filling   Tights / pantyhose   Fully clothed   Female   Feet / footwear   Dresses / skirts   Lingerie / thongs   Gunge   Foam / lather   Oatmeal / porridge   Syrup   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Molasses   Cream   Condiments   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Batter   Pies

Here is a collection of messy photo sets I have put together from some of my past messy sessions. There are 14 sets in this package, all of which are described below. Set 1: Cute nightie with chocolate syrup, strawberry mousse, chocolate porridge and porridge--105 pics Set 2: Lilac French Connection t-shirt, black thong and b...  More Info

Heather's A-Z of Mess!
Rated PG
$10.00


Fully clothed   Female   Dresses / skirts   Gunge   Foam / lather   Oatmeal / porridge   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Molasses   Cream   Slime / gel / lube   Misc food   Condiments   Milk   Chocolate   Shaving cream   Cakes / pastries   Jello / jelly   Beans   Pudding / custard   Batter   Pies

Beautiful, slim brunette Heather "suffers" 18 minutes of gunge and food deluge wearing her own pristine white top and skirt that she arrived in, with one mess for every letter of the alphabet! This is her first shoot, and although she knew it might get a bit messy (we told her a custard pie, gunge and beans in advance to give ...  More Info
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Emma's Messiest Session Ever
Rated R
$8.00


Female   Nudity   Dresses / skirts   Lingerie / thongs   Asian   Gunge   Fruit / filling   Wetlook (clothed)   Oil   Flour   Syrup   Eggs   Spaghetti / pasta   Molasses   Cream   Misc food   Milk   Chocolate   Beans   Pudding / custard   Batter

Flanorama presenter Amanda introduces Emma (one of the stars of Messy Missies) who by now has become a totally addicted splosher. After thoroughly soaking her silky outfit in the paddling pool to demonstrate who love of getting wet, Emma sits down in her soaking clothes (to start with) for a truly epic sploshing--sweet, savoury...  More Info

Megan Goes All the Way with Batter
Rated X
$9.99


Female   Nudity   Masturbation   Big boobs   Dildo / object insert   Batter

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Hot and sexy Megan is wearing cute little braided pigtails and a ruffly pink nightie in this HD video. She's on the bed with a pink furry blanket and bright lime green furry pillow. They didn't stand a chance. She starts out by doing a little preview striptease in the beginning. After her little hello to you, she gets a purp...  More Info

Messyheels Picparcel 1
Rated PG
$4.99


Leather / latex   Tights / pantyhose   Fully clothed   Feet / footwear   Dresses / skirts   Lingerie / thongs   Paint   Wetlook (clothed)   Oil   Foam / lather   Mud   Spaghetti / pasta   Cream   Slime / gel / lube   Misc food   Milk   Chocolate   Cakes / pastries   Beans   Pudding / custard   Batter   Bathing

Over 600 pictures with Messy Marie in sexy outfits and shoes in wet an messy situations. Includes Set 01 to Set 25.  More Info

Shopping List
Rated PG
$4.99


Leather / latex   Uniforms   Fully clothed   Sitting on things   Female   Dresses / skirts   Cream   Cakes / pastries   Pudding / custard   Batter   Pies

Cinnamon, a maid in black pvc, has a dinner party to plan for the evening, and she knows her mistress will put special emphasis on the desserts. Lots and lots of desserts. For some reason, though, she ends up wearing every possibility she comes up with! She ends up covered in pies, pudding, and batter--and who the heck left a...  More Info

Plasma Pies
Rated PG
$8.99


Leather / latex   Fully clothed   Female   Dresses / skirts   Cream   Cakes / pastries   Pudding / custard   Batter   Pies

Red-headed Eilvanwyn, as video-game bounty hunter "Sammie Eden", arrives at a weapons lab to test her new suit of armor (a short, tight, shiny blue pvc dress), but is doubtful of its effectiveness. The off-screen weapons designer and her lab assistant subject Sammie to "weaponry" such as pies, cake batter, pudding, and a layer...  More Info

The Snob
Rated X
$10.00


Custom shoots   Fully clothed   Smoking   Formalwear / gowns   Female   Nudity   Masturbation   Lingerie / thongs   Cream   Chocolate   Batter   Pies

Olivia plays a snobby bitch in this custom scene. She smokes a cigarette while getting blasted in the face with 30 incredibly thick, gooey pies! She rubs the pie filling all over herself, and exposes her lovely breasts. She starts to masturbate even though it's not in the script! By the end she is a horny, chocolate smeared ...  More Info

Julie In Chocolate... Sweet
Rated X
$2.99


Tights / pantyhose   Female   Sex   Feet / footwear   Nudity   Masturbation   Gunge   Wet (not clothed)   Showering   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Batter   Pies

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25 year old Julie was one of my sexyslapstickvideos' models back in 2004 & she did only one video for us. It's simply entitled "Julie In chocolate. sweet." She's topless & in pantyhose, nude color pantyhose. She gets doused with chocolate to start off, plus a some pies mixed it. Oh by the way there a shower scene include...  More Info

Dee....delicious
Rated X
$4.99


Tights / pantyhose   Female   Feet / footwear   Nudity   Masturbation   Lingerie / thongs   Gunge   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Batter   Pies

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Deanna a.k.a. "Dee" was one of sexyslapstickvideos' models back in 2001. This was the only video she did for us. A 30 year-old model with sexy long brunette hair, with tattoos & piercings. She wears nude color pantyhose & no panties. She gets some pretty good direct pie hits in the face, plus she has some orgasmic fun in ...  More Info

Olivia, The Pie Virgin
Rated PG
$5.00


Fully clothed   Female   Dresses / skirts   Gunge   Cream   Chocolate   Shaving cream   Batter   Pies

Olivia puts on a nice dress and heaps on the makeup, so naturally the only thing to do is demolish her with pies! She gets nailed with 10 real pies. These are incredibly gooey pies, and she really enjoys it. She even smears them all over herself. We top her off with a couple of nice slimings as she blows us a kiss and waves ...  More Info

Super Sloppy Wamdom Shampoo Vol.2
Rated PG
$5.00


Female   Dresses / skirts   Male   Foam / lather   Chocolate   Shaving cream   Batter

Olivia recruits a friend to teach Sam a lesson. We're not sure what the lesson is, but they definitly got their point across! They start off with a good, soapy lather. Shaving cream is next on the menu, and they don't stop until his hair is a tangled wreck. Then they pile on the cake batter, and they turn him into a drippy m...  More Info

Cool Whip with Green and Blue Slime
Rated R
$7.99


Smoking   Female   Nudity   Gunge   Cream   Chocolate   Pudding / custard   Batter

In this fun clip you see Lisa in cool whip, blue slime and green slime, and chocolate pudding. Theres no need for cloths for her today. Lisa starts off naked and gets messy from there. Check out the free pics and clips from the movie.  More Info

Pie Sandwich
Rated PG
$2.00


Fully clothed   Male   Batter   Pies

Me taking a very messy pie sandwich to the face along with some slime!  More Info

Pied
Rated PG
$1.00


Fully clothed   Male   Chocolate   Batter   Pies

I am a 6-foot male who gets pied and slimed. The pies are chocolate and the slime is cake batter!  More Info

Bumble Bee Yellow
Rated X
$7.99


Fully clothed   Smoking   Female   Sex   Nudity   Dresses / skirts   Male   Pudding / custard   Batter

In this scene, Lisa starts off in a very nice green top in which she pours a whole bowl of pudding onto herself. She then sits up and rubs it in. Next comes the yellow. She calls it bumble bee yellow and plays with that for a lil bit then moves to green cake batter. She dumps some on her head and then a lil on her face. ...  More Info

Buttered
Rated X
$5.99


Gay   Bondage / s&m   Nudity   Masturbation   Male   Dildo / object insert   Misc food   Batter

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At the beginning, I heated four packs of butter on the radiator to make it more slippery. It was a fantastic feeling all over the body and it was not so hard to insert the thick dildo :-) At the end, a lot of soap was necessary to wash it off.  More Info

Messy Cake Mix Show Live
Rated R $4.99 50% off!
$2.50


Female   Nudity   Batter

Dee smothers herself with yellow cake mix while nude. Erotic sexy video with full nudity.  More Info

The Original Gunge Hill
Rated R
$6.00


Wedgies   Uniforms   Clothes filling   Tights / pantyhose   Fully clothed   Sitting on things   Nudity   Big butts   Dresses / skirts   Big boobs   Fruit / filling   Syrup   Spaghetti / pasta   Cream   Chocolate   Cakes / pastries   Beans   Batter   Pies

It's dinner time at Gunge Hill school--a parody of 1970s school-based TV series Grange Hil) But Gunge Hill couldn't be more different from that trouble-ridden comprehensive. For a start all the pupils have enormous tits! nd they can't stop fighting with their food! Busty blonde Karen and her raunchy Robyn her American friend...  More Info

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