"Schoolgirl Tracey learns her alphabet the messy way"

Our supposed schoolgirl Tracie, looking super smart in her uniform, is all ready to be taught her alphabet by the strict Miss Georgina (star of our DVD Mucky Puppies). After all goes well with A (an apple for the teacher), things start to go downhill when Tracie suggests B stands for boys and balls. "No, Tracie!" our prim schoolmistress reprimands. "B is for baked beans!"

And so starts our sploshing alphabet! Beans, Custard, Double cream, Eggs, Flour, Gravy, Honey, Instant Whip... There's a messy fate for poor Tracie with every letter!! On and on it goes... ketchup, porridge, spaghetti, treacle, yogurt, even mud and more, turning our hapless pupil into a totally unrecognizable wreck.

But Miss Georgina is nothing if not thorough and soon she is filling Tracie's once-white school knickers to the brim with custard (pink and yellow), rice pudding, and chocolate till they hang down with the weight of the mess so she can demonstrate W for wedgie, with Tracie getting the lot pulled up inside her!

But even that isn't enough. Tracie's yogurt-covered tits turn out to be far too tempting for Miss Georgina's teasing tongue, and she goes down on her now-naked pupil, licking and sucking her nipples hard before pushing her head between her mud-and-oil-slicked thighs to tease her bare pussy. Finally, she reaches for the school vibrator (Z is is Zizzzzz apparently) and uses that to reach all the places her tongue can't get to! wow!

sweet to start and very saucy at the finish, this 21-minute epic is funny, filthy and very, very fruity! Sploshing as it used to be (only ruder) with Tracie getting a total trashing! Not to be missed!