"Sammie performs under duress."

We needed some help in the office and Sammie had a few days a week spare and wanted the job.

Of course we had to formally interview her along with other candidates in the name of fairness.

We needed of course to see how Sammie kept her composure under stress. However we didn't have any stress on hand, but he did have custard and slime. So while she answered our questions we threw and poured it over Sammie while she sat there in her best dress.

She did very well indeed and remained very composed through out, and ultimately she got the job and worked with us for a few months.