"Trashing myself and my shoes with extreme mess!"

Hello all, here I'm playing a very messy game of russian shoelett. I am all ready to go out but just have to choose a pair of shoes for my outfit. Unfortunately for me and my shoes, I have to make good on a bet with a fan and this is the game they chose. I pick a pair of shoes and piece of paper and follow the instructions. I end up filling my various shoes with various mess, then get instructed to trash myself with the rest of the mess! In this scene I sit on a pie and pie myself in the face, and I get me and my feet and shoes messy with custard, cream, yogurt, syrups, pies, purple cake batter, melted ice cream, a whole box of coco pops and then finish off with a big box of icing sugar. By the end of it all i decide to stay in and have some fun instead with all the mess, and it starts getting naughty..