This could have been oh-so-much more. For some reason the producers thought comedic sound-effects were the order of the day; if the sound of klaxon appeals to you when a pie is being slapped onto a fanny or a car horn when one is whopped onto a tit is your idea of fun then this is the film for you. Sadly, it left me cold.

Which is a shame because the model is A1, the video quality superb and the plot reasonable. Buy it for the first scene when she strips from her basque and for the penultimate scene when she tips custard over her head. I can't tell if she enjoys that or not but I know I did.

Oh, and watch with the sound off. You'll enjoy it more.