"Gungey games in my new yellow kit"

Wearing some new yellow lycra kit, I play some messy games. I start off with a search for some water balloons in a bucket of gunge using only my head. I submerge my head completely a couple of times!

Then I empty the slimey balloons over myself getting a little messy. I then pour an entire bucket of orange gunge over myself making the yellow lycra more figure hugging and revealing, I play a few more games and mess about in the gunge for a bit and then add another bucket of red gunge.
I play for some more and even fill my shorts up!
More messing about in the gunge and then I have to relieve myself!