"Cute miniskirt gets trashed with sweet and savoury foods"

As a request, gungeychris had to put on a miniskirt, fishnet tights, and a blouse. He proceeds to pour tins of beans and spaghetti over his head, followed by a bowl of porridge. This is topped with 3 cartons of custard and a pulling of the chain, leading to blue gunge dropping over me. 2 tubs of badly melted (so much so, it was just rather smelly, creamy water!) ice cream are next over my head, finishing with 2 tins of treacle covering my whole head. I sit playing with the mess, rubbing it over me, finishing with tearing holes in the tights