"Porridge, Pies, and Green Goo"

Dave starts by slamming a pie into his face while fully clothed and tipping a jug of green slime over his head. Undoing his pants to reveal his aussibum jockstrap he pours porridge over his head, filling his pants in the process. After stripping his pants off and playing in the mess he gives himself a pie sandwich and continues to play in the creamy mess, only stopping to cover himself in more green slime. Removing his t-shirt he covers himself in the rest of the gunge and begins to wank himself off in it stopping to cover himself in the rest of the porridge. Coated in slime and porridge he pies his cock and his face and continues to wank himself off. Covered in slime he turns around and fingers his hole and covers his face in the gunge in the base of the shower, he then puts his gunge soaked t-shirt back on and wanks himself to an explosive end.