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"I ruin a suit with flour, milk, marge and oil and rip it up--then get pied!"
This is my video debut. Totally destroying a $500 (£300) business suit with food. Then I rip the suit and blouse to shreds before being slapped hard in the face with big heavy pies.
I've been asked to present a cookery show but unfortunately I haven't been provided with any bowls, utensils or worktops. So I mix all the ingredients in my lap!
I start by washing myself down with water before covering my suit with flour, forming a white mountain in my lap. Adding eggs to the pile I mix that in my fingers before soaking my skirt and stockings with two litres of milk. Next comes margarine which I generously apply to not only the mixture but my designer jacket rubbing the greasy mess along my sleeves and front and down my stockinged legs.
Next come more eggs which I break by smashing on my forehead before decorating myself with chocolate sauce till my white blouse is a glossy brown. The jacket gets a nice shine too as I drench that in cooking oil, before I start ripping the skirt with my bare hands! Pausing only to coat myself in raspberry sauce and add a gloss to my stockings with some syrup, I stand up to rip the remains of the skirt to ribbons (revealing my best undies) then I completely shred the blouse. All that remains is for me to show you a range of fillings for your tart--which have been prepared earlier.
It's an excuse to pie me hard (yes, please!) with three extra-large flans. First comes deep banana Angel Delight and cream followed by very heavy chocolate and cream both full in my face. Finally I'm totally engulfed in a thick blackcurrant jam pie. But am I put off? Of course not, I merely point out that the perfect accompaniment to pie is custard and pour several litres over my own head to drench what remains of my once super-smart outfit.
Although this was my first time on film and I was very nervous, I loved it--especially the pieing--and revelled in destroying such a smart outfit. It was fab!!
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(1 vote) | | Files Included: | 1 | | Total Size: | 146.39 MB | | Total Runtime: | 19.4 minutes | | Parental Rating: | PG | | Production Year: | 1999 | | Date Added: | 2/11/11 |
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