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Creep!
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Starring the following model:

Nessie
"Men are all creeps! (quicksand, grim ending)"

Nessie stars in an original screenplay that she wrote herself, loosely based on somebody she knew years ago who isn't going to be named. That's because this portrayal of a young woman who had an ax to grind against every man on the planet is unflattering! In fact, she probably even hated male animals. But putting in a scene where she kicks a male dog would make this too long. Anyway, the real Nessie cannot kick a dog of either gender.

After badmouthing a male co-worker to her gal pal on the phone, Miss Man-Hater, wearing a colorful crop top and short shorts and an assymetrical pigtail in her blonde hair, decides it's time for a walk. A kindly, nice, white-haired hundred-year-old man with shaky hands played by Fred588 tries to warn her that there's quicksand on the path.

"Go to hell, you old creep!"

There's quicksand, all righty, made of gray bentonite clay and it's bottomless. And Miss Man-Hater gets exactly what she deserves.

Yes, there is a submersion. No facial coverage, though. That's for people who survive.


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Files Included:1
Total Size:72.49 MB
Total Runtime:10.7 minutes
Parental Rating:PG
Production Year:2004
Date Added:2/11/10
$7.00






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