"Bunny girl costume filling in disgusting savoury mess"

PG-rated, no-nudity disgusting savoury mess! I am dressed as a bunny girl, the anti-Easter bunny, in a bunny outfit made of a swimsuit with bunny tail and ears, also wearing stockings and sky high heels. I cover myself in mayo, cheese spread, and hummus, and I fill my costume with more mayo, broccoli and stilton soup, vegetable soup, tomato soup, gravy, beans, spaghetti, coleslaw, minced beef and onion slop, onion relish, curry sauce, brown sauce, and ketchup. I give myself a wedgie, pie myself with cheesy pies, and tip a bucket of mushy peas over my head and into my costume. I squish around in all the collected mess and rub it over myself before preparing a yukky bucket of the collected mixed-up slop ready for part 2.