"2 buckets, 2 bowls of gunge, 2 cream pies and blue paint over me"

Sat in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, I pour a bucket of snot coloured gunge over my head. I follow this with a bowl of yellow cake batter and a bowl of orange cake batter. This is then topped off with a bucket of pink gunge. I sit there for about a minute afterwards letting the gunge soak in and take some requested pictures on my phone.

After a short break, I switch the camera back on and give myself a cream pie sandwich and pour blue poster paint all over the t-shirt and jeans.