"Teens in tiny uniforms popping their WAM cherry!"

Lola and Talulah's school uniforms are regulation white blouse and socks, with the shortest of short skirts imaginable and little white knickers just perfect for filling with porridge. Which is exactly what happens to them!

The giggly girls are sitting in a paddling pool for a game of rock, paper, scissors, with a tub of forfeits to one side – but little do they know what the forfeits entail!

They start gently with some pies, swiftly move on to a coating in cooking oil (which makes school blouses transparent and clingy!), green gunge, treacle, and spaghetti over the head, head dunked in thick black slime, and school socks and knickers filled with porridge (they weren't expecting that!).