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I know my last blog was pretty depressing and not a great start to my messy life. But I've had a lot of years to think it through, to come to terms with what happened to me and what I was left with. Telling someone about what was happening to me by t... Read more... |
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It’s a warm Friday night in May on the campus of UC Berkeley. A large crowd eagerly packs the lawn behind Clark Kerr Residence Hall. Dance music throbs from a sound system. Club lights flash to a frenetic pulse. A group of girls push their way to the... Read more... |
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It’s a sunny, warm afternoon in May and a large crowd is gathering on Wake Forest University’s Upper Quad. Rock music throbs from a sound system. A crew of guys in College Challenge T shirts wheel three plastic trash cans to the side of a blue tarp t... Read more... |
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Part 1: The Pies
“Ohio State...Are You ready to get MESSY?!”
“Y-E-A-H!” cheers a large crowd gathering in the warm sun of Ohio State University’s Oval lawn. The speaker, a hunky MTV-style host wearing sun glasses, board shorts and a tight fit... Read more... |
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How did this start for you? I've had so many people ask me that question. I've heard others stories and I must come to this conclusion on my own. Unfortunately, my story is not romantic like a child's birthday party and having a crush on the little b... Read more... |
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Hello, and best wishes to you all!
There's been some big changes for me of late, and alas, I suddenly find myself bereft of the indoor mud pit I'd enjoyed for so many years. As a result, I can only indulge in mess play now when circumsta... Read more... |
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When we did our "3 in the Pink" video, we had no idea the response, the help, the love that we would receive for the cause.
We had so much help from so many different people to reach our goal. There were people who felt especially drawn to it becau... Read more... |
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It’s a warm, sunny day in May on the campus of Northwestern University. A large crowd is eagerly gathering on a lush, green lawn. Rock music throbs from a sound system. A gentle breeze blows off Lake Michigan. TV cameras pan across a sea of students,... Read more... |
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It happened on the first giddy day of our honeymoon in Las Vegas. Sarah and I had ventured out onto the strip when we spotted a large sign outside Club Decadence advertising an interesting attraction:
“SPLOSH NIGHT 2013: 11:00 PM- 2:00 AM...seeki... Read more... |
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On the back of my fist blog I was getting at mental strength and knowing why you want to achieve something. Well I wantto add onto the mental sstrength aspect of this. It's really quite simple, don't give up. The hard part for most people (and I am i... Read more... |
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A weeks ago on a Friday evening, we finally had our first real t-storm of the summer season. The weather had heated up and I was sooo anxious for a storm. I was driving home from work to pick up the BF when the torrential down pour started - the ki... Read more... |
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I am often asked in my role as Hockey coach, "what makes a good competitor"? In short I think it is someone with a good attitude and a fierce desire to win at every thing. That kind of attitude/mindset in someone does not come along often enough. Peo... Read more... |
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So a local dance club recently had a foam party and i was glad I went! Even though it was cold i wore board shorts over cute undies and Hollister T shirt...even kept my nice nike's on!
By the time I arrived there were plenty of clubbers in the f... Read more... |
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From the time I can remember, I always had this thing about food. As I got older I started thinking about it more and in a different way. Food became sensual, watching someone eat was sexy. Then I started having thoughts about food with sex although... Read more... |
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IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP MAKE THIS HAPPEN, PLEASE TELL ME!
I would get mini loan for this to happen.
I had a custom made like this before with two models from Adult work, sadly the bath was full of water, not goo.
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I've made up several messy games over the years, but this one is by far the most elaborated one. It's basically a very simple board game. I think the principle is called 'game of goose' in english. You have a playing board with squares, you throw a d... Read more... |
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Don't be ashamed!
04/25/20130 Comments
After finding out yesterday that once again my suspicions were correct about something... I felt compelled to write a little something about it.
Sometimes, in fact quite often, right after having had a... Read more... |
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I made this thread so photographers can share their tips and suggestions when shooting at the Songkran Festival in Thailand.
Since it is a water festival it is very important to be prepared for the wettest conditions.
Some people (both "farangs... Read more... |
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Umd is the first wet and messy site i stumbled accross a couple of years ago,when i first joined i was kinda lurker around and sort off apprenhensive,it took me ages to post anything and accept or send friend requests,but when i did eventually start... Read more... |
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As a Mistress I lean more towards the sensual side of play; getting you off with touch, soft objects and just my voice. I keep all of my clothing on so no one gets to see my goodies and I am in control. There is a part of me that does enjoy inflictin... Read more... |
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Since I am currently stuck indoors while the police are hunting down the suspected terrorist in the area I figured I would distract myself by coming up with a to-do list of sorts for future WAM play. While I have been getting muddy for years now (I t... Read more... |
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I was going to write an emotional, heartfelt post about what happened in Boston yesterday but right now I just can't. There has been too much violence so close to home recently, so many friends who have had their lives touched by tragedy. I may be MI... Read more... |
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First comes a smile.
A transcendental rapport.
Anticipation.
Each curve, a celebration
A spark of light creating
A silhouette of the female figure
Growing closer until the light
Is no more.
The scent, the sweetness,
The lightest touch of bar... Read more... |
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It was some time in 2011, I nervously picked up a pair of women's jeans from Goodwill for the first time, with the intention to fill them up with pudding. This was my top WAM fantasy being acted upon myself, well myself as my transvestite persona.... Read more... |
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Welp I mentioned something about explaining why I've poured pudding in my pants three times, and well-tomorrow is here now.
Yep three times:
http://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/86977160/sn/1873887721/name/shop_0021_I%26%2339%3Bm+a+real+winner.jpg
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Thanks for the friend requests and picture compliments folks! :-)
So just last night I filled my pants/panties full of pudding and pie-filling. This was my third time doing a pudding filling, each time has varied. First it was done in looser jeans... Read more... |
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I filmed a really good WAM video today!
I’m really excited to start editing it tomorrow!
I got an upset stomach when shopping for the items and still managed to finish the shop and go home and record THE SHOW MUST GO ON! haha
We used:
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As an emancipated adult Heather had to find a way to make money on her own. Due to her weight problem Heather was often approached about doing food fetishes but turned them down saying that she didn't want to be fed food or feed food to someone. Then... Read more... |
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Told from the prespective of the Mistress:
The Madame said that I would love Sploshing. Hinted at what it was all about but it wasn't till our playmate Messy DB got there that I fully understood what I was about to do. Don't get me wrong... I am a... Read more... |
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i draw over a whole lot of cartoon animal girls or cartoon human girls getting pied in the face. now i want to here from you. what cartoon girl you want to see messy? you can draw what they look like and send photos. and you can name as many girls as... Read more... |
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Straight Male WAM.
This is a story based on what would happen if events were real. Some of you may understand why i wrote this.
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FYI- This story is based on on the sid... Read more... |
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Would really love to be told how to get messy by any ladies here on umd,wheather its public or private messaging,ive been into this form of wam ever since i discovered mistress taylors wamdom and piedom sites a few years ago,there are many types of w... Read more... |
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Perfect, a blog is perfect for someone like me who leads such a double-life (crossdressed vs. "male mode"). Not that the WAM is an integral part of it, I love CDing in general and can do it without the impulse for sexual arousal, it's just really fun... Read more... |
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So, after spending last evening on this site,I knew I needed to get messy.It had to be fast and easy,as it was getting late and I was getting tired.But it had to be done.
As I've said before,shaving cream is my go-to substance.It's cheap,easy to cl... Read more... |
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Feel free to copy and paste this to YOUR blog! I love getting to know more about my peeps on UMD :D
About Me
NAME: Jillian H. Lane
NICKNAME: "Bun-Bun" or "hey, stupid!"
BIRTHDATE: 6/11/1988
BIRTHPLACE: Western KY
EYE COLOUR: Blue
HAIR COL... Read more... |
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---getting home from a long day at the office,,I leave my coat and boots at the door,,I mix a drink and run the bath water,,I sip my drink and wind down while the large tub is filling,,I'm wearing my business trousers & dress shirt & tie and I'm too... Read more... |
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mila here,
I worked and worked and worked tonight. got off work and went out dancing. got moved from the bar to a party. got moved from the party to solitude. MEOW. don"t want to work tomorrow. But i need the $.
Well, at least i get to da... Read more... |
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STOOGE
by Purplebootsgywr
copyright © 2009
[LONG! But extremely well written. Could be a whole new genre: erotic, psycho-thriller, WAM, fiction!]
Summary: A gay man with a pie-in-the-face fetish asks his hunky friend at the gym to help him... Read more... |
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We set it up at my place. Joe and I decided to play repairmen. We had met over the net and seemed to hit it off. So, we made a date for that Friday night. We had found these great painter's coveralls. They zipped up the front, and were made with slit... Read more... |
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The Punishment of Hercules
by Joe Kari
[Another epic from the strange and hilarious imagination of Joe Kari. Think of it as "Gladiator" with gunge and paddles.]
Hercules sat on the dunking booth, thighs spread on the merrily painted hot... Read more... |
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Hi everyone! Mila checking in here. :) i have had an incredibly busy and stressful couple of weeks. I just signed a lease on a new place and the paperwork has been killing me. I am almost done with the requirements for move in and will finally b... Read more... |
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hi all
i hope to be getting messy soon.
with me wearing a sauna suit on.
getting messy with custard rice pudding porridge triffles cakes cake batter beans spaghettie
i hope to add some photos to Read more... |
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Last weekend i went to the woods near me with the hope of some deep puddles, as im into wetlook more than messy or muddy not many deep puddles but lots of wet mud, i couldn't believe how much i enjoyed just walking straight into the mud not trying... Read more... |
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the game starts when two people pm each other,each person asks five questions of there catagorys choice,whoever gets the most wrong has to do a messy forfeit that the winner chooses,anyone can play this fun game and the rules can be changed to suit t... Read more... |
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I decided to step out & try something new, a friend suggested it & I thought I'd like to try it.
So I went shopping buying oatmeal, pickle, sauces(brown, tomato, salad cream), spaghetti, gravy & also some sweet, couldnt resist some custard, whipped... Read more... |
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Well,I have finally taken the plunge (no pun intended) and joined the site.I should have done it sooner.
I have been into WAM and messy wrestling since I was a teen.I didn't act on it until I moved into my first apartment in 1993 at age 22.It occu... Read more... |
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Time again to go up and get dunked. livedunktank.com, Tuesday 2/12/13 evening, time TBA (see website).
Will be wet and NOT messy, but I'm open to suggestions on what clothes to wear up there. Wore jeans & sweatshirt/tee shirt last time. Read more... |
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This was my first dabble into the messy fetish thing, I'd always wanted to try this & decided to see how it would really feel. I grew up watching people get pied & gunged & always wanted it to be me. So this time, though I was doing it myself, this t... Read more... |
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sorry I havent been on in a while. In the video I am wearing the outfit in my profile. I get 38 pies to the face made of shaving cream, whipped cream,pudding and pie filling. I also get slimed with 4 cake batters in different colors,1 huge bowl of pa... Read more... |
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okay...it looks like I will be going down and getting dunked online:
livedunktank.com
Tuesday, January 29, evening...hours tba but website should list before long. Read more... |
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heya gang as some of you are aware the last wamming i did was last month and was untitled "Awful Xmas"
so this is how it works basically its best with at least 6 people with maybe a max of 10
you all pick some clothes that you like wamming in supp... Read more... |
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Hello everyone. I've decided to finally break out of my lurker shell and get actively involved in the community. Like many people I became interested in wam through watching nickelodeon shows like What Would You Do?, Double Dare, and Slime Time Liv... Read more... |
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Mila here, enjoying a smoothie and the first coffee of the day after a long and crazy weekend. Lots of spilled drinks and sticky situations came my way last night.
Why do I constantly find myself surrounded by people who won't settle down?... Read more... |
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You will need a blender, and yougurt , vinilla, Some one that will take it in the face, concentrated goo
A williing participant, (Some One That want's to get slaped with goo) Read more... |
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Well, Christmas and New Year was a quiet affair, but I did get a long overdue messing just before my birthday, which was a whole lotta fun (See "How to trash a hotel bathroom")
I have had time to reflect on what I really want to do (besides get a... Read more... |
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Hi all!
I have had such a fun week getting very wet & very very messy! Filmed some more videos which will be available for download soon & can't wait for you all to see.
Had some fun filming with the gorgeous Messy Jessie yesterday & looking for... Read more... |
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Heya! Mila here!
Puddin and I are so stoked to be selected as wammer of the day! So delicious to know that we stand out in the minds of our fans. :) I am still having champagne dreams with my pie. Anyway Thanks again, We love you and can't wa... Read more... |
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Home Coming Bake Off 6 – The Final Pie
The Grand Finale
Ally and Erica blindly rubbed their pies in the other one’s face while Charlie had a look of shock on his face while Mindy’s mouth quickly tightened around his shaft. Mindy slowly tightene... Read more... |
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Hi there! You know I am a professional splosher, photographer and videographer!
I love it when you UMD boys schedule sessions with me.
I live on a private half acre ranch that I own (with the bank lol) and we splosh outside. I was very sur... Read more... |
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After Debauchery, I had six large containers of cool whip and a bottle of chocolate syrup left over, the perfect makings of a short messy scene. All I needed was a willing victim, I mean participant - and luckily my favorite WAMmer was visiting for a... Read more... |
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I just wanted to wish everyone a merry freaking Christmas. I just got word that someone is making pumpkin pie for dinner tonight! I wish I could wear it instead.... Read more... |
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NOTE THIS IS A STORY, BASED ON WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF IT WERE REAL WITHOUT TAKING AWAY REALITY, SO IF THIS WAS TO EVER HAPPEN TO YOU, THIS IS PROBABLY HOW IT WOULD FEEL. SADLY THIS HAS NOT HAPPENED TO ME.
So, I'm sitting at home, waiting for... Read more... |
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Sorry, forgot to post part one! I appologise.
Special thanks to my co-author or letting me post on here. : )
Pete had gotten a text from his beloved Ashley that there was a small party for the cheerleaders, as well as their closest friends, a... Read more... |
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Slave still in his restraint and Dog in his latex pants escorted us back to the lodge. We walked up the stairs and Slave and Dog opened the large doors for us. No words were spoken. A large hall was in front of us and we were taken to the first room... Read more... |
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I made a wam video for my boyfriend's birthday. WHO WANTS TO SEE IT ;-) Read more... |
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Hi all, Mila here,
Hope everyone is enjoying the holidaze. I had a little too much fun last night but, oh well. (Glad it was sweet and delicious.) Nothing like waking up sticky and satisfied. ;) Tonight is calmer, I have been editing some pho... Read more... |
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I love to hear scenarios from guys explaining things they would like to do to me. It is a huge turn on for me. I love being handled roughly, I may be a lady, but I love to take some punishment. I love being humiliated when it comes to getting me a... Read more... |
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Mudmate
By AtheneBelle
AN: This was originally written to be part of a MUCH longer fantasy story. If you need a little information, Gaea (the earth) pairs couples in union in this fantasy world. The prince of Mudavia has been a swinging bachelor... Read more... |
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oooh just had the most exciting first time experience , while out walking in the country, i found my self upon a tracked cover in large muddy puddles , hmm i thought , how do i get round this to carry on my walk , do i go thru and risk it or go roun... Read more... |
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For my husbands birthday he told me he wanted me to do a dunk tank and then get pied and syruped. I got in the dunk tank wearing a white see thru tshirt, my dark blue bra underneath, a jean mini skirt, brown pantyhose, and socks and tennis shoes. I... Read more... |
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It’s Friday afternoon and I get a text from you telling me to report to your house promptly at 8pm. The text has all sorts of thoughts running through my head as I finish the afternoon at work. I find it very hard to focus on work. The work day fi... Read more... |
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This blog will be a treat for those of you who find it here on the UMD (since I'm only publicising it on my Twitter feed @TopGunge), especially those of you who love TopGunge.com and have been waiting almost a year for a new episode...
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When I was 4 I saw a dream falling from my bed to a swimming pull fully clothed.
Then I tried to swim with my clothes on and I enjoyd a lot. I asked my brother to try and he agreed if I gave him monay. And he did!
Since then I tried many times.
I... Read more... |
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This is my first ever blog post, so please forgive me if it doesn't read too well compared to others! I thought it might be good to post about my experience of a WAM meet for others who have considered it in the past but not taken things any further... Read more... |
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So my blogs are either many and often or infrequent and rare...but over the last few weeks I've been working with Iain and Jonny (@iainkernaghan and @kernowSplat) and I wanted to share some behind-the-scenes stuff as we had a great day shooting and (... Read more... |
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So.......it's been a while since I had a really good session, what with my big pool being trashed by NastyGunge's mess, and the general "can't be arsed" moods which seem to set in this time of year.
Whilst having a nosey through the classifieds, I s... Read more... |
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"She opens the palm of her hand to reveal of a tube of lipstick. Keeping her eyes fixed upon me, she bends down towards me and smears my lips with the ruby red stick. She then stands back and considers me for a moment before leaning back towards me t... Read more... |
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Special thank as always to my co-author for letting me post here on this site: UMD!
Also, thanks to Wetgalfan for his inspiration and storyline, for which this is based on.
Begin and please enjoy! : )
Pete's Private Pie Party Photoshoot
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I’m combing my hands through that head of hair of hers – black, lavish, and plentiful. She’s perched gingerly on the edge of a bed and I’m stood over her, styling her hair, slicking it from the brow right back to the crown where a profusion of ample... Read more... |
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Alex an Alexis talked about camp and how things were going there at Camp Sploosin' for the other. She said in ways she was shy as like was. She had an easier time talking with guys like he did with girls, and yet never had any luck with the opposite... Read more... |
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As many of you have probably noticed, all of the promotional pictures have now been removed from my profile. This is not because the show is cancelled, but simply because it has begun and all the teasers are over with. We are set to start filming thi... Read more... |
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There was an exhibition, a bit like the Ideal Home show, and Rubberdonna and I went round for a look. We found a stand selling hot tubs and Jacuzzis. I had always wanted a Jacuzzi, but could never afford one, so we went for a closer look. I approache... Read more... |
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As I do every Friday, I took off from work at noon. This was a marvelous summer day, not too hot with a gentle breeze. I felt comfortable in my jeans and white shirt on this sunny day (casual Friday at work). I was in the middle of my fifteen-minute... Read more... |
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Lauren was a sophisticated and stylish 30-something who maneuvered easily in the corporate crowd. She had climbed the ladder and done well for herself, living in the city in her own one-bedroom.
She enjoyed her nights out with the girls and had a... Read more... |
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So, it's been an interesting couple of weeks. I have gotten a lot done and cleared away so I can concentrate on PieTargets.com properly.
You may have seen I have now released two videos under the "Pay What You Like" tag, and people have been gene... Read more... |
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I live in Northeast Ohio and during the mid summer months it gets a little muddy. I am looking for a photographer to take pictures of me in a muddy area where I usually stop and get in. There is a falls a little ways down where I'd go from a mud scen... Read more... |
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Oh my oh my what a lovely weekend it was, this one! I was attending a kink event called Debauchery.
The con started off on Friday afternoon with a chance to help Shokolada get zipped into a cute pink PVC maid's dress, and admire him from the back... Read more... |
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When I entered college as a freshman, I prepared myself for the occasional hazing that would occur; especially when I found out I would be one of the gophers for the college baseball team. You know go for this and that pick up the balls and bats, and... Read more... |
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So, yesterday i was enjoying some champagne with a friend, and found myself fantasizing about a scene with champagne. Is anyone into it? I am thinking Veuve Clicquot orange label. I think it would feel really nice bubbling on my skin.
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Mark woke up feeling cold. He rolled over and felt wet and after a few seconds he remembered why. He'd been partying with some of the frat guys the night before and had just fallen to sleep in the middle of everything. He looked across and saw three... Read more... |
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Mark shot out of his chair; able to run faster now he was on grass and not the slip mat. As he ran around the corner he was hosed with cold water, which made him shriek in surprise then laugh.
He ran to his first bucket and hauled it into the air. I... Read more... |
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I found this story on-line some time ago.
If anyone knows the identity of the author (and if there are more!) I would be happy to credit him.
Part 1
Mark braced himself for the buckets of cold water as they were hurled at him. Well, at leas... Read more... |
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The Pie Society was called to order. Chairing and hosting in my rec room, I said "Let's do some introductions"
After everyone said their name and interest, "Welcome" I said, standing in front of the group, "we know why we are here, to promote and... Read more... |
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Heya, Mila here,
Yay! Figured out how to upload videos. I hope everyone is enjoying the Halloween holiday! Sweets sure are delicious. :) Read more... |
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I love strawberries.. cut up fresh, sprinkled with sugar, or topped with freshly whipped cream.. each way they taste so lovely. The sweet juice dribbles down your chin, painting your lips and fingers with delectable red essence. Strawberries look lik... Read more... |
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I was so nervous for my WAM interview that I actually wanted to ask for waffles to go with all of that messy syrup! Read more... |
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Hey there! I was so nervous for my Wam interview that i almost asked for waffles with my syrup! Read more... |
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